Holy shit, it's like I'm motherfucking Steve Jobs incarnate...

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Just fixed my own computer. It's been down and OUT for a couple days. Thought it might have been a "catastrophic" issue.

    But I did some total bad-ass hacker kind of shit, typing in computer nerd code, doing all kind of fsck and rm -r. Fuck yeahz. Full on McGyver shit.

    :dance:
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    BTW.

    Fuck you Dawg. You know what for. :pie:
     
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    JJR New Member

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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog

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    Congrats for resetting your power strip.
     
  5. newcastlefan

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    did you reverse the polarity?
     
  6. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    now you can watch the chargers lose 6 home games that aren't sold out.


    congrats.
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I thought I was going to have to go to the Apple store.






    I was going to say I got the computer used, and had no idea that the thing was full of Porn. :c
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Did you use duct tape, a paper clip and gum?
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Can you make your hotmail account stop spamming me now!?!?!:cuss:
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    "Scatology? No, never heard the term before. What does it mean?" :c
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    lulz, wut?

    I haven't checked that account in a year, bro. Is it still sending emails?
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    Don't forget the soda tab used to create an electrical current a la War Games (pay phone scene).
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'm sure I was mere keystrokes away from douching the whole computer.

    But I took the chance. And succeeded. :dance:
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Ultimate winners = Dawgs Saloon

    :c
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I'm pissed/sad, because I've done just about all that can be done to keep my G5 current and fast, but it's just about obsolete...The next generation Mac Pros are gonna kick ass, but I don't have $5Gs laying around. I'm leaning towards a 2009 Mac Pro, and doing some modifications to soup it up, but goddamn, it all adds up...
     
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    220, 221 whatever it takes