HOLY SHIT!!!!! Just got the itemized hospital bill from my shenanigans.....

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    ZOINKS!!!!! My insurance company was billed $92k for my surgery, ICU stay, tests, blah, blah, blah. I'm not so sure that my life is worth that. :jj:

    Thanks Obama!
     
  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Lemmy used the "O" word

    :nooo:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Lemmy's like I could live with a few pints of blood in my gut.
     
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    My brothers bill was over $150K :pie:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Don't have accomplishments of your own that you can brag about?
     
  6. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    I snapped an ankle and a couple ribs on separate occasions this past year.

    :dance2:
     
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    They took out my bean it cost a cool 200k
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    @Schmoopy
     
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  9. Sea Slob

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    Where are you on the transplant list BTW. You should be high priority, it would be bullshit if they give a kidney to some 70 year old fuck over you :no:
     
  10. Scotty4x4

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    I hope the insurance company auditor doesn't see those charges for the "erotic sponge baths" :hhh:


    Glad you are feeling well enough to be outraged!
     
  11. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Yea I'm on it. I'll make a thread when I get one and can piss again.
     
  12. Anfkid

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    And you know Lemmy raided the party favor cart in the hall for extra tubes of Preparation H and hand lotion :fil:
     
  13. sarnie

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    he has a way with the male nurses
     
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    There's direct flights to Havana now.

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    :eek:

    The hand lotion I understand, but the Prep H, now that is just weird :eek:
     
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    Hey I don't judge my bubs
     
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    Just do like @AnimalGod and negotiate that shit down to a few hundred bucks cash. They give you a discount if you pay cash, insurance is for suckers!
     
  18. Lemmy

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    I thought Preparation H was "hand" lotion. :c
     
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    You must have very small hands
     
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  20. Lemmy

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    Now I do. :pissed: