holy shit lisel g at 6 a.m.?

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i dont even eat breakfast so why the fuck does howard start shoveling this bullshit at 6 a.m. that lisel g ever had a life. fucking skinny ugly gummy sunken chest cunt. i love "bullshit" that called up. wtg sal!
     
  2. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    We`re supposed to believe that decrepid old bag had wild sex and took drugs....riiiiight
     
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    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    Her book should be re-named Lies,Lies and Lies
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...shes super anxious too over the release of the book, i hope the amazon reviews throw her into a deep funk. mmwaahahahaaa. :evil:
     
  6. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    [video=youtube;TjhoMe67o4o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjhoMe67o4o[/video]
     
  7. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    :rolleye:well,,,it's better than Howard obsessing on COCK SIZE every fucking day.
    I miss LisaG's 7:30 news breaks.....again Howard tweaking minutes from the show....only sometimes he tweaks the wrong segments....as much as I can't stand LisaG....I did like her in studio news updates.....don't u miss her theme song .."lisaG takes shits at work?" :facepalm: Less JD in studio ...more LisaG.

    as far as her book goes?? I'll buy it...I have every Stern Show related book so I will buy this one too.
    It was shocking that she admitted using cocaine??? all those years she yelled at Artie for doing drugs???? and drinking??? while she did this too??
    another hypocrite....
    AND she had affairs with married men??? :facepalm: "oh my Gawd" (in Robin's voice)
    WHAT MARRIED MEN???????? name one.

    So I will watch her on Hoda & KathyLee.....she'll be gushing that Howard took the cover pic!! :rolleye:
    I don't think she looks beautiful OR Sexy......she looks like a 65yr old woman TRYING to be .....only she's not.....

    but I do wish her well with her book....hope she sells a million!

    peace & love
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...funny you say that bb cause right after lisel g howard started adding up all the cock thats been in the studio the past few days. according to his calculations the cock added up would be taller than ronnie.
     
  9. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Although I was surprised that after Lisa exited, BULLSHIT CALLED IN.

    Howard: "Bullshit, you've never called in before. You mean you heard Lisa and decided to call in?" :evil:
     
  10. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    wow, rambling thoughts. Let me help you.
    [h=1]The Complete Sentence[/h][h=4]Recognize a complete sentence when you see one.[/h]
    A complete sentence has three characteristics:

    • First, it begins with a capital letter.
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    No main clause = a fragment.
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    No main clause = a fragment.
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    Because hungry sharks flashed on the surface of the waves, Mike and Sarah decided to return their surfboards to the car.
    Leonardo grabbed the pot handle with his bare hands, spilling the hot spaghetti sauce all over his new suede shoes.
    Danny sold half of his comic book collection to buy nice jewelry for his greedy girlfriend Gloria.
    For example, April found a mailbox stuffed with bills, two dozen messages on the answering machine, an uppity cat, and a dead lawn.
    Sherry turned the doorknob and peeked into the room, risking the wrath of Mrs. Mauzy, who has no patience for students walking into class late.
     
  11. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Asshole.
     
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    The show stopped being comedy in 2006 when Howard changed to an infomercial format for the 112 foundation.
     
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    ​asshole fuckstick
     
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    No love for BenBas today...
     
  15. Mike

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    :artiejj:

    sal was awesome :rofl:
     
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