Holy Shit...Martha Stewart should post here

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  1. Stew Nod

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    I was hoping someone would post that.
     
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    She fucking killed it!
     
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    She did great. The whole roast was absolutely hysterical.

    However, her writers should post here. Not her.
     
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    Hoodrats :cheer:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I was going to echo this sentiment as well.
     
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    No video.
     
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    Potato Head hates your post
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Id fuck her.
     
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    no shit. same here
     
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    On Wednesday! What a lewzwer~
     
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    :backlol:
     
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    The other chick on the dais was really funny too. Everyone except Luda and Chris D'Elia hit homeruns.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    who, who and who?
     
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    She's from Jersey. We're pretty resilient and self deprecating. I have never been a big fan, but I respect her for not crawling under a rock somewhere after the jail thing. She knows has to take a punch and get back up.

    I have said things to this effect to my husband on multiple occasions. I mean seriously, from where else would someone that looks like Danny fucking DeVito have the balls to think he could be a movie star? :jj:
     
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    you ever seen D'Elia's bit on drunk girls?
     
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    youre in Jersey? so is @BaddFunn :bigthink
     
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    That one she was talking about being a whore. She's been on like 5 roasts now and I still don't know who she is.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    I'm not in Jersey, I'm from there, and stifle it with the BF bullshit already. I've never even seen the fucker's face. :jj: