Holy shit my asshole...

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    ... Is squirting liquid shit.

    Can't eat anything, it comes up 10 minutes later.

    Can't sleep, keep needing to empty my intestines.

    Can't even sit still... Need to replace the water I'm losing somehow...

    Omg, this thing is KICKING my ass.
     
  2. dawg

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    Hope you get to feeling better man. Stay hydrated.
     
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    Did you eat at Chipotle?
     
  4. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    I don't know. This came on like a hurricane, and my wife has something similar.

    Oof
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Did you eat diarrhea?
     
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    You should run some experiments and see which foods you can get to come out looking like they went in.

    Do it for Science!

    Feel better man. My grandmother would recommend ginger ale and some saltine crackers.

    Edit: that should say Saltine C R A C K E R S.

    Thanks obama.
     
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    Oh dude!!!

    Two in one household.

    Hang in there.

    The multiple squirts is the worst!!
     
  8. dawg

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    Spot on. Ginger works, tea also.
     
  9. cg256

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    I hope they have multiple bathrooms or at least mild weather if someone has to run outside.
     
  10. DiamondGoddess

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    And Gatorade.

    Replaces the water, electrolytes, n sugars you're losing.
     
  11. kinneyjames

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    Pics or it didn't happen

    Use some of my AV
     
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    Ugh, yeah.

    Was wondering how many bafrooms they got.
     
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    Hang in there!

    Did you have Indian food?

     
  14. Abner Devereaux

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    do you feel too weak to even lay down? like your body weight is crushing you?


    Shivering while sweating?
     
  15. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    pediolite sp? or get someone a couple IV bags.
     
  16. Divorce Chicken

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    Dude: Take the skin off an apple. Scrape the fruit part with a spoon into a bowl. You need to scrape with a spoon, can't cut with knife etc.

    Eat the scraped apple.

    Usually works.
     
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    Guess sheen fucks dudes after all?
     
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    I was expecting a 'I got Cosby'd story....
     
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    It's Beth143nacho's own Shitgate!!!

    Stern Effect.
     
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