Holy shit on my tits

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I just had the best fucking lunch ever

    Panang curry, with chicken and rice, extra hot

    Fuck my ass and call me Keiko


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Guys I'm serious go to a Thai restaurant right now and order this wonderful dish

    It made me want to fuck my own uncle


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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You won't eat anything but a peanut butter and faggot sandwich, fuck you you white asshole
     
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    Why would food make you want to have gay buttsex with a family member? No thanks.
     
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    Sinister is right. Everything you eat looks like it's already been chewed.
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That looks great but I don't want to eat something that will make me do something I don't want to do.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Miss Chriza got the yellow curry

    It was far less baller than mine


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    What are your culinary thoughts on the Spicy Bite from 7-11?
     
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    How long before you have to shit it out? 30 minutes?
     
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    I like em, despite everything in my soul telling me not to

    Get them with mayo, mustard, onions, jalapenos, and nacho cheese

    Eat them with Doritos

    You got yourself a meal


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    Bumps or no bumps, you seem like a fine fellow to me
     
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    Artie Laugh ****

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    Didn't we drop bombs on these people so we don't have to eat that shit?
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I didn't drop bombs on no one

    Also I don't think Thailand was ever bombed
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    People who are scared of Ethnic food are fucking fags

    O NOES INDIAN FOOD OMG THAI FOOD EEEEEEEEEEE

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    I think I would go with a bag of spicy nacho or those 7-11 hot dog flavored chips. I would put chili, cheese and onions. WTF are you putting mayo on a hotdog for?