WTF Holy shit, what happened to Artie Lange?

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  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Listen, we all know he's a disaster, but look at this fucking mess. Look at the stains all over his sweatshirt. And he's now stealing coke problem/weight problem jokes from Nick DiPaolo (about Lenny Clarke)???




    (teed up for Artie's set, but Gilbert, Jackie Martling, and others also did spots)


    This was for Gotham Comedy Live 100th episode. It aired Thursday night.
     
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    The friar hair! What kind of amazing life choice, tbh?



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    "Looks like Walter Matthau took a shit" *weez*
     
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    You were expecting him to look as professional as Seinfeld wearing a suit and tie and have material like Carlin or Pryor?
     
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    Awful. He was funny on the Stern Show but always thought his standup sucked (same for Gilbert)
     
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    Motherfucker is using again
     
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    He never stopped
     
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    Nah I think the last couple of months he sounded pretty good
     
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    That was very odd. It's more than the hair and customary sloppy appearance. He's fucked. Still love him though.

    And lol at fucking Jackie. I understood about 1 out of every 3 words.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    you see those stains on his sweatshirt? it looks like his stomach sprung a leak
     
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    Anyone else more focused on the blonde in the front row than the baby gorilla?
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    i actually agree. i think for most of the last few years he was high as fuck when he said he wasn't, but the last several months -for the most part- i thought he was somewhere bordering on sober.

    lately, there's no chance he's been.

    no wonder he's been missing so many podcasts that he makes his fans pay for.
     
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    ahhh.. I see you meant in the short term

    I agree.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    So the E! True Hollywood story (more like Youtube-user-made-documentary) ends with him dying as he gets his 28th chance in show biz with his new Judd Apatow HBO project?
     
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    Fat men sweat and eat. Makes them Velcro for stains of all sorts , throw in the potential for subtance abuse, you have a perfect storm of stains.
     
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    winner winner
    Lange dinner
     
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    Not heroin. Looks and sounds coked up,rocking from one foot to the other. His speech is real jerky and quick which is not Artie either. Sad. Hate to see this. He and Jackie were always my favorites on the Stern show.