Holy Shit!!!

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  1. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Luckiest 12 year old in the history of Earth.

    [h=2] [/h] Ex-NFL Cheerleader Accused of Grabbing 12-Year-Old's Penis



    A former NFL cheerleader has been charged with aggravated sexual battery after allegedly grabbing a 12-year-old boy's penis outside his pants ... and attempting to perform oral sex on him. 42-year-old Elizabeth Garner -- who cheered for the Tennessee Titans until 2009 -- was also charged with solicitation of a minor for rape of a child. According to law enforcement, Garner -- who is married -- is accused of following the 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy's mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts ... and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him. The boy escaped, told his mother what happened ... and the mother then informed authorities. According to police, the boy said Garner asked if he'd ever been with a woman. During a police interview, cops claim Garner willingly admitted she approached the boy ... but said she was drunk and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party. (We'll see how that defense pans out.) Garner -- who was booked on $30,000 bond -- faces more than 8 years in prison if convicted.

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    http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/21/nfl-c...rner-charged-12-year-old-sexual-battery-rape/
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I'm 12 and what is this?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Too old would not hit
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I always fucking wear a cheerleader outfit...



    :mad:
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    The 12 year old I mean
     
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    probably a boon
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    When you were 12 you were sucking cocks so of course you would not have been interested in her. :coffee:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    No I wasn't that was when I was like 9 and it was only one cock
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    the cheerleader has bigger arms than Chriza :facepalm:
     
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    Not white enough
     
  11. Dream Theater

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    That kids a little faggot... even at 12 I would have fucked her face HARD!
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

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    I'll write you while you are in prison.
     
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    Her stock has dropped a bit since then... Meth?
     
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    That must be the gayest 12 year old in America.
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    This.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj:
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    the south :jj:
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

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    No one takes a good mug shot.
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Well since Chriza is not 12 anymore, then yes, you are correct.
     
  20. jonpow

    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

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    but said she was drunk and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party.

    :lol: