Holy Smokes Bernie Kosar Is High on Wine!

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  1. Roland Schwinn

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    Howard often talks about getting high on wine, well if anyone is watching the brown /lions game tonight you can hear a very high on wine Bernie Kosar doing color commentary! :haha:


    I Am am personally high on beer.
     
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    I love listening to Bernie call games. He always sounds drunk.
     
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    Other than Howard I have never heard or seen that used anywhere ever. "I get high, no one else!"HS
     
  4. Roland Schwinn

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    After last weeks "controversery" we he said the rams receivers sucked, he is really bringing the heat tonight. Dude is slurring every other word! I can only imagine how sloshed he will sound after halftime! I'm guessing there will be another apology tomorrow, or at least some media questioning his sobriety.

    Of course everyone will dome to his defence saying, "He just sounds like that because of all the hits he took as a QB." I personally dont buy that shit, i think he is drinking like a fish! And listen, i dont blame him, if my daughter was a porn star, eerrrrrrrrrrrr actress, i would spend most of my waking hours inebriated as well!
     
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    Gotta be more entertaining than Dilfer doing color commentary on ESPN, he's as boring as Kosar is broke.
     
  6. Roland Schwinn

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    I hear that. Bernie is definitely entertaining, like a train wreck!
     
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    Bernie's a good commentator if you can separate what he says from how he says it. I think his problem has been that he's been high on wine so much in the past he sounds high on wine all the time. Oh yeah, he also got clobbered pretty good on the field during his last few years in Cleveland. (so he's had a few concussions for sure) :)
     
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    I hear Bernie is a god in the Cleveland area.
     
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    Webster slaughtered
     
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    That, or he is just constantly high on wine, or at least during his broadcasts. He sounds ten times as high on wine this week as he did last week!
     
  11. Roland Schwinn

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    I met Webster SLaughter at a browns vS steelers basketball game back in the 80s. THats right the two teams took some of their players and played each other in a freaking Basketball game!
     
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    Only Bernie's commentary could keep me tuned into 4 qtrs of a Browns-Lions preseason game.

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    Bernie Bernie! Oh yeah! How you can throw :grad:
     
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    I think Bernie is just a washed up 80s player that got his head hit too many times
     
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    [video=youtube;QQp8oz3iN7g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQp8oz3iN7g[/video]

    Bobby Hebert, Real Cajun and Saints qb in the 80's now is the voice of the Saints Post Game Show,,,he always got a lil glass of whiskey on hand and always slurs towards and gets racial towards the end of his show. This is a hammered Hebert giving the FUCK YOU to the Falcons
     
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    This seems to be the defense of all bernie defenders. Dude sounds almost as bad as Muhammad Ali! If his speech is fucked up because of the hits he took to the head, he must have been in the 10 -15 times since last thirsday night's game! He sounds Waaaaaaayyyy worse tonight did he did last weak when he was calling the rams horrible!
     
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    [video=youtube;kz2umm0ukwo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz2umm0ukwo[/video]


    :lol:
     
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    "Hebert, it's a fun name to pronounce..."
    [video=youtube;DpUK_gj7CTk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpUK_gj7CTk[/video]
     
  20. Roland Schwinn

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    Hell yeah, that guy owns it! Bernie needs t do the same and maybe try and do some analysis though a 10 second belch or something.