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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by eliasbboy, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    SWIMBO and the kids are off to a girls camping night and I can't think of a single thing to do.

    Truly a sad predicament.:facepalm:


    Maybe I should hop on Craigslist!:etm:
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    Dating section?? :boobs:
     
  3. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    My luck Benji would show up.:jj:
     
  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    after sally b gets executed today, drop your pants and fire a rocket
     
  5. Partyxanimal

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    A bottle rocket , Out of your ass.
     
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    Gay thoughts with Sippy...
     
  7. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    its don rickles line...try to keep up
     
  8. ChuckZ

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    He's too hip & young for me.
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    SWIMBO? Your wife looks like a cross between Michael Phelps and Rambo? :weird:
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I made a funny post in your arrest thread, Johnny Come Lately Photoshop Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the last post. Now go look at it and post a laughing smiley or a laughing gif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll call your county's 911 and ask for that cop, give him your address and tell him you just broke into that house if you don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :jj:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You could put together this contraption to go off when your wife comes home....



    [​IMG] :c
     
  12. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    start a ruckus
     
  13. jackie the jerk

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    Hey Sippy can you clear a PM slot for me I have something for you, your box is full.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    OUCH!!!
    geez
     
  16. eliasbboy

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    :jj:
     
  17. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I'm so friggin bored I'm actually thinking of doing work around the house.:suicide:
     
  18. Partyxanimal

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    You need to get your Kleenex and Baby sitter porn out.
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  20. eliasbboy

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    :jj: