Today, I went to the local Home Depot after work... This one is somewhat set back, and on the edge of the parking lot closest to the access road, there's a hot dog cart. I've seen this cart a thousand times, and never thought much about it. Today, my eyes were ripped wide open. I actually stopped at the cart, cause I was hungry. As I got closer, I realized that he must be doing well because he had nearly no inventory left to sell. I approached the cart and asked how much a dog was... He said $10. I'm like... Wtf? $10 for a hot dog? He says "yeah. $10 for a dog, $15 for a sausage... Condiments are extra." I was fucking starving, so I asked for a dog. He asks me which on. I didn't care, I just told him to pick one. "What do you need it for?" He asked. I told him I was fucking hungry. Then he got all pissy. Like tony soprano, and started threatening me... Telling me to go away, etc. I told him that clearly I was misunderstanding this situation, but I wanted to know wtf was going on. Then he repeated his question about "what for? These dogs aren't the eating kind... They're the working kind"... I looked down at his cart... Close up, you could see there were no buns, was no mustard... The water bath didn't even have fucking water in it... What was he selling? I figured it out when he nodded over to the trailer parked just off the property of Home Depot... About 30 illegals... Turns out a hot dog is an illegal that only speaks Spanish, a sausage was one that spoke English and condiments were "shit jobs" that you didn't want people to know about... Like a landlord doing a shitty repair... Wtf???