Home Depot: Waltham, ma

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Today, I went to the local Home Depot after work... This one is somewhat set back, and on the edge of the parking lot closest to the access road, there's a hot dog cart. I've seen this cart a thousand times, and never thought much about it. Today, my eyes were ripped wide open.

    I actually stopped at the cart, cause I was hungry. As I got closer, I realized that he must be doing well because he had nearly no inventory left to sell. I approached the cart and asked how much a dog was... He said $10.

    I'm like... Wtf? $10 for a hot dog? He says "yeah. $10 for a dog, $15 for a sausage... Condiments are extra."

    I was fucking starving, so I asked for a dog. He asks me which on. I didn't care, I just told him to pick one.

    "What do you need it for?" He asked. I told him I was fucking hungry.

    Then he got all pissy. Like tony soprano, and started threatening me... Telling me to go away, etc.

    I told him that clearly I was misunderstanding this situation, but I wanted to know wtf was going on. Then he repeated his question about "what for? These dogs aren't the eating kind... They're the working kind"...

    I looked down at his cart... Close up, you could see there were no buns, was no mustard... The water bath didn't even have fucking water in it...

    What was he selling? I figured it out when he nodded over to the trailer parked just off the property of Home Depot...

    About 30 illegals... Turns out a hot dog is an illegal that only speaks Spanish, a sausage was one that spoke English and condiments were "shit jobs" that you didn't want people to know about... Like a landlord doing a shitty repair...

    Wtf???
     
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  2. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Does this relate to ur broken dish washer story
     
  3. Beth143nacho

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    Nope. Totally separate. May relate to a food poisoning story, tho. Aye some Thai takeout at the green papaya across the street from the home depot when that fucker wouldn't sell me a dog
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I have heard that they wait at Home Depot inthe morning
    but I did not know about this hot dog system.
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    What about Brazilians? Do they have a code name?
     
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    you weren't going to buy any 10 dollar hotdog trump
     
  8. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Same bullshit story told on the blaze.

    But thanks for playing.
     
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    Serves you right for going to a hot dog store on wheels. :D
     
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    White people problems.
     
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    Now can someone tell me what guys on the side of a back road w/ the trunk of a Lincoln filled w/ flowers for sale are actually selling?
     
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    P.S. Is that $10/hr or per day?
     
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    Rip mcdivvit Well-Known Member

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    Seriously. Not your problem. i dont believe u paid 10 dollars for a hotdog. Call the police if u suspect a crime.
     
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    none of this happened
     
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    This is not your yelp account.
     
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    looks like hes eating both simultaneously
     
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    Exactly, all part of his miserable, racist, shit on the Mexicans agenda.