WTF Home from Ukraine and got nearly the worst news

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    My parents picked us up at the airport last night and waiting for bags Julia asks how our dog is (my brother was watching him) and my mom begins bawling like crazy and says "something happened the day you left". Julia breaks down and I just look at her expecting her to say he was dead.

    My dad speaks up quick and says "he'll be okay. 2 Pits broke through my brothers backyard fence and attacked our dog. My brother was in his garage and had to fight the dogs off. He wrapped our dog in a towel and rushed him to the vet for surgery. He needed stitches in two spots. On his front leg and his chest area.

    Brother called animal control and the police. Filed reports with both and the owner would not answer his door to police or animal control. So my brother called a attorney that will go after his home owners insurance, because when my brother finally saw the guy he didn't apologize, offer to pay vet bills or to pay to fix the fence. Basically a real piece of shit. My brother and dad said after 2 days he was back to his normal self of basically being a loud little goofball asshole. Howling and being an attention whore.

    So I have to go meet with the attorney with my brother on Monday. Paid my brother back for the vet bill so now I need to go after this guy to get my money back.

    What a way to come home.

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  2. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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  3. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    OK I lol'd
     
  4. NipplesAndToes23

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    So your faggot dog couldn't handle a couple of pits? What a pussy.
     
  5. Jayla

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    Poor guy. Glad he's okay.
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This poor bastard tells us a sad story and you goof on him instead of showing support :no:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Who the fuck goes to the Ukraine?
     
  8. Snotty

    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Pit Bulls should be eradicated from the face of the earth.......
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    I'd go in a sec......The broads are breathtaking.........
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Do the put out?
     
  11. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    I mean seriously, Robin
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    That sucks but I'm glad your dog is going to be ok.
     
  13. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    This!

    Lots of 9s and 10s seemingly falling out of trees
     
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    Good to hear your boy is going to be OK. Your brother is a good dude. I hope the attorney takes the neighbor to the cleaners.
     
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    The Russian army.:coffee:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Perverts willing to risk being beaten, kidnapped or murdered for the chance to pound some of the finest puss in the universe
     
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    your brother fucked up, dude.
     
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    Glad your pup will be ok and tell your brother to move outta the ghetto.
     
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    You should get that dog on cycle and let him get his revenge
     
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    I hate seeing stories like this. Might be time to share some juice with the dog