Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Apr 12, 2012.
i need a hug
I don't even want to shake your hand if you're sick.
I go to work sick; what are you, a pussy ?
i usually do. this one kicked my ass
Is hot liquid spewing from your mouth or asshole ? I can give you a pass for those.
no. a super bad cold
I hate wasting sick days on illness. I prefer to golf with my sick days.
Stick a hairbrush up your ass
but if you are actually telling the truth then....
just got a call. apparently a client was wanting to come in today.
i miss days when im very sick or need to take care of my kids.
schmoopy misses work because he snorted too many bath salts or sudafed
Maybe you should snort some Midol.