News homeless father receives $40k

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  1. skylarbrie

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    the homeless dude has pretty fancy hair and better clothes than I do
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    so the dad moved to denver because of the legal weed, spent all of his money, became homeless, and now gets a second chance to blow all of his money on herb?
     
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    #ThanksObama
     
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    @LawyerLarry will not tolerate the homeless. the only thing he hates more than the thought of losing is seeing a homeless piece of garbage. when Larry inc. comes to town he sends @tradioguy69 there first to remove all the bums. if @ShutUpSitDown finds out that a railroad has a hobo problem LL will have it shut down. if a bum is outside the @EDDIEVRULZ tavern the staff is ordered to spray them with a hose and laugh at them.
     
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    why is a homeless black-man wearing eyeglasses...are we to assume that he can read, and write...
     
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    I use to buy my crew all they could drink at the bar and loaned money to who needed a few bucks.
    then the dawn broke on me...I realized I could give away all my money to everyone that needed help, then when I was broke who would help me?
    answer: no one..the bums I drank with and helped would still be broke and have moved on to the next sucker.
    I don't buy rounds or loan anymore...better late then never
     
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    i'm not buying it
     
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    I could use $40,000 ... :depressed:
     
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    i thought you people lived on the barter systems...
     
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    I hope this opens the floodgates to all just like him....good luck Colorado taxpayers.:owned:
     
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    Nice story. It'd be interesting to check back in w him in like 5yrs and see how they're doing
     
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    shes a whore?
     
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    As the moral and intellectual superior of every revolting hobo, tramp, and roustabout that I encounter during the course of my extensive world travels, I have exhaustively ruminated on the issues of loitering and shelter rejection (what this so-called "homelessness" should be categorized as). As a result of my studies and after intensive consultation with the gentlemen at RAND and Brookings, I am proud to announce that through the generous endowments of @LawyerLarry and @ClintDagger Larry Inc. is in the process of drafting policy that will eradicate the issue of shelter rejection for all generations current and surviving. Without getting into the specifics that would certainly be uselessly invested on the unwashed, mouth breathing Deltas and Epsilons that waste the bandwith of this forum, Larry Inc. has concluded that corraling the shelter rejectors to a common location, known as a "camp" colloquially, would allow for more intensive inquisition into the genetic inferiorities that lead these oxygen thieves to turn their backs on the accepted mores of our civilization. @ljc in association with @EDDIEVRULZ have secured copious amounts of Ripple and Thunderbird to be applied as an inducement to these vermin to participate in this research.

    In this and in many ways yet unseen, Larry Inc. remains at the forefront of the social betterment movement. In the days and weeks ahead we shall unveil new advisories and statements of intent on additional maneuvers that Larry Inc. will be undertaking to improve and elevate all humankind above the pathetic depths that it has sunken to, as displayed on this forum on a minute by minute basis.
     
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    At what point does he call for a circle jerk?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Also, probably not a great idea to have a bunch of hung over drunks as employees.