Homeless...LOL!

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Lets get back to calling them bums

    Homeless man bit part of California restaurant owner's finger off after being asked to stop begging: cops (VIDEO)
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Monday, March 23, 2015, 9:42 AM
    Restaurant Owner Says Homeless Man Bit Off Part Of His Finger During Fight
    CBS Los Angeles

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    A California restaurant owner had part of his finger bitten off by a homeless man after he asked him to stop begging outside his eatery, police said.

    Clabe Hartley went to confront the transient who he claimed was "making a scene" outside his Cow's End Cafe in Venice Beach at 9:30 a.m. on Saturday, reports CBS Los Angeles.

    The 72-year-old claims that Jonathan Lemons, 31, was harassing customers and had stolen one person's drink.

    "He was telling people 'Give me money, give me money now,' very aggressively in their face," Hartley told CBS.

    The restaurant boss politely told Lemons, who towered over him at 6-foot-5-inches tall, that he wouldn't serve him.

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    Clabe Hartley lost the tip of his finger when he got into a brawl with an aggressive transient, according to cop.
    But all hell then broke loose as Lemons allegedly punched Hartley repeatedly in the face and they started grappling on the ground.

    Lemons is then accused of chomping his teeth down onto Hartley's finger. Three bystanders ran over and pinned the alleged attacker down until cops arrived.

    Hartley realized that he had blood gushing from his hand. He was rushed to hospital and needed 40 stitches and a skin graft.

    Doctors were unable to save the sliced-off part of his digit, however.
    Lemons was booked for suspicion of aggravated mayhem, according to NBC Los Angeles.

    Hartley said it was one of the scariest incidents of his life.

    "To bite somebody is animalistic. Humans don't do that," he added.
     
  2. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    jon voight

    he looks a little like this guy
     
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    MiamiInk Active Member Banned User

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    Beg on sir, beg on...
     
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  4. Lester

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    This is why I don't miss living in Philly. All the violent hobos. The restaurant owner should have just called the cops. The only thing is the cops really won't do anything.
     
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    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    So he took the finger but not the whole hand?
    That was nice of him.
     
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    Mmmmmmmm! Honey let's go grab a bite at Cow's End.
     
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    Reporter: "he hadn't had a bite in weeks"
     
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    In a perfect world he should've picked up a Louisville Slugger with his bleeding hand and beat him to death
     
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    John Coktoaston Well-Known Member

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    He probably set the hobo off by telling him "this isn't Hot Rod magazine, pal!"
     
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    I noticed the begging in North and West Philly was considerably more aggressive than in other cities (San Francisco, NYC).
     
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    I had an apartment right off Rittenhouse for awhile and would have to fight off every douchebag Hobo in that city.
     
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    Is that how they came up with finger sandwiches.
     
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    I feel ya. I lived near UPenn, on 45th between Baltimore and Larchwood after college. Now THAT was some shit. I used to see Ramona Africa walk by. Truth.
     
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    Lester Well-Known Member

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    UGH! I feel for you. I forgot about that MOVE bullshit.
     
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    After one housemate was mugged by two kids with loaded guns and the other housemate had his leg impaled on a fencepost by a bunch of guys trying to steal his PIZZA, I saved my money and got the fuck outta there.
     
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    I'm glad the police weren't there to stop this gentle mental patient. They would have used to much force instead of trying to calmly talk him into going to the hospital.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Let's find them homes. Some nice peaceful place.

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    I spent a month travelling down the Pacific coast and couldn't even believe the amount of homeless people in California.
     
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    I agree with the original poster in this thread, stop calling them homeless and just call them bums, hobos, junkies,etc. Most of them are "homeless" by choice, they are addicts, lazy, or just crazy assholes.
     
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