CCTV Homeless Man Goes on Rampage at Mall with a Pipe

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  1. dawg

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    On Wednesday, a shirtless man reportedly went berserk with a pipe at a Denver, Colorado mall. Clarence Seeley, 32, was arrested for aggravated assault, according to a press release obtained by LawNewz.com.

    “One victim, a 35-year-old man, suffered a head laceration from the assault, but refused medical treatment from responding paramedics,” the statement read. Seeley is possibly linked to a separate assault that happened beforehand.

    You can read a probable cause statement, obtained by LawNewz.com, here.

    Political pundit Caleb Bonham recorded the incident, and posted the video to Facebook:



    “The 16th Street Mall is unpatrolled and people are getting hurt,” he wrote in his post. “This is why I am posting this. Nothing is being done. The leaders in our city keep saying they are going to do something. When?”

    A spokesman for The Denver Police Department told LawNewz.com officers made it to the scene within three minutes of hearing about it, and that Seeley used a “PVC-type pipe” in the attack. This investigation is ongoing.

    The site of the incident, the 16th Street Mall, apparently has had recent troubles with criminal activities. On Monday, Denver Mayor Michael B. Hancock announced that police patrols will be increased in the area.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's not really a mall. It's just a street that's closed to traffic in Downtown Denver filled with smelly vagrants.
     
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    looks like a healthy Lever
     
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    That guy walked all nonchalant into the store :giggle:
     
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    Legal pot problems:coffee:
     
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    He's wearing Chriza's old JNCO jean shorts.
     
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    Mmm, Meth
     
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    @sstressed
     
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    When I hear "pipe swinging" I don't think "PVC".

    #teammetalpipe


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    yeah when i get high i get really violent...with pizza!
     
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    What is it with shee-ple today? There must have been a dozen people witness that and either back up or walk into a store to avoid the problem. All it takes is two or three (hell one big guy) to overpower that cock sucker and beat him to a pulp with his own stick. Sounds like a blast to me! No wonder 50 people were killed by 1 crazed muzzie.
     
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    Funny how many people actually believe that after a joint you go on a violent rampage :jj:
     
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    my grandpa believed it back in the 70s! good thing he never caught me getting high out behind the trees. :leaf:




    RIP grandpa and grandma, i love you guys! :)
     
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    Not really a pipe either.

    Looks like PVC "pipe."
     
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    Was that an assault pipe? We may need to begin background checks at plumbing supply stores.

    #NoFlyNoFlush
     
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    Of course. These crafty terrorists know all the fancy tricks to bypass metal detectors.