Homemade Big Mac~~~Cheap, Healthy and Delicious!

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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    First you have to locate the not so secret recipe for the secret Big Mac sauce... Here are the ingredients according to McDonald's® Executive Chef Dan Coudreaut:

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    I forgot to put the sweet relish in this pic...it's in the sauce, tho. :derp:
     
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  3. Phil McKrakin

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    Then you're gonna need 2 buns to make a proper BiG Mac bun...just take the botoom of a second bun and cut off the crust, and BOOM!

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    Also, shred up some iceberg lettuce.
     
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    Next, fry up 2 super thin burger patties. I used 1 - 1/4 lb patty and split into 2...seems just about perfect.

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    Time for assembly. You put some secret sauce, diced onion and shredded lettuce on the bottom and middle buns...

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  8. Phil McKrakin

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    Then you add the burger patties and cheese...

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    Then shove them up your botoom
     
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    Did you get a 17 year old to put their pubes on it?
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

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    :no:

    McDonald's® Executive Chef Dan Coudreaut even said so...
     
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    Dan Coudreaut is a McFaggot.
     
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    My rugrats get me my Big Macs for free. You lose, asshole! :yay:
     
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    I've already gone thru the drive thru, purchased, and eaten 4 big macs since this thread started.
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    Kind of a lot of work for a $3 burger, but it was fun to make and tasted even better than the "real" thing...must be those missing 17 y/o's pubes and body fluids.

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    McConflict poster.
     
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    [video=youtube;08c0BXTVpfs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08c0BXTVpfs[/video]
     
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    The floor is now open for questions... :grad:
     
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    About 45 minutes from now he's gonna post the runny stool in his toilet that this mess is gonna turn into