Honest grade: what would u give the premiere of mom caves?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    1) A

    2) B

    3) C

    4) D

    5) F

    I give it a D.. Too much Beth in it .., want more of the guy ...Oops... Did I just say that?
     
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    Hey knu, I give it a

    D) D for didn't watch. :cheer:
     
  3. 420

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    beth or no beth

    the show gets an F

    fucking stupid,and the name is retarded.....why would it be "mom caves"....first of all,the other show is called "man caves" not "dad caves"....and "cave" implies something "manly"...
     
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    D

    but keep in mind -- this was the 3rd or 4th episode filmed -- they must have thought this was the best one
     
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    Lucky you that u didn't watch! it was almost a plate of shit!
     
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    the whole "cave" thing, was to imply that the space catered to the baser "caveman" elements of a man's personality

    to use the word "cave" to refer to a sophisticated, spa-like area is stupid
     
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    I take your word for it knu.
     
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    word
     
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    I'll wait for an honest review from Howard.
     
  10. k4D3t

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    for a woman, a cave was a place to get banged and exploited -- the whole concept is idiotic
     
  11. remdeprived

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    I give it a solid C- ... D+ . Beth has all the warmth of a real doll.
     
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    i would give it a D-....the only reason i don't give it an F is it employed a contractor (jared's friend jim) and put some money back into the economy via purchases for the so-called "cave".
    the program itself was douche-chilling. the husband was so pathetic (his pasty sickly face?)and there was no point to the concept. the "real housewife"'s house was an abomination....and this is who the brain-dead bimbo was inspired by...vulgar and vapid. 2 things which describe our bleached blonde bimbo.


    the above is just my opinion, btw.
     
  13. Nibbler

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    It was so rushed. Not that I want more Beth, but I would have liked to have seen more of the design and construction process.

    I also like to see practical ideas. I can't relate to revolving shoe racks and chandeliers.

    It's a useless show with a vapid host.
     
  14. Uncle Larry

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    D overall for taking money from this couple and creating a disastrous room which reduces the market value of the house and is filled with crap from Home Goods - also was lame to force in a visit to that bimbo Dina's closet. However, I give the show an A for providing unintended comedy.
     
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    G for gold digger.
     
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    they took a small room, lowered the ceiling with ridiculous molding, lowered it even further by putting a hanging lamp in the center, then over-filled it with pre-built cabinets and closets that left about 4 feet of walking space

    you couldn't swing a cat in that disaster
     
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    F fucking minus. For three reasons:

    1. The people involved have no fucking clue what theyre doing. Uts ameteur hour, only theyre renovating houses. The show actually devalues the properties that they touch, in a market already soaked with supply an very, very little demand.

    2. The obviousness that this is a pet project to showcase Beth-- not the houses or the work being done, works well to turn off the viewers. If Beth has enough talent to do modeling, acting or other limelight activities, make a show around that, not home renovation. Since she puts little more effort into mom caves tht howard puts into today's thss, you can take hy as her having sufficient enough talent only to sucker you into a show under the pretense of home remodeling and then pose for every camera in the area with bender knee.

    3. The owners pay for the renovation. Sorry, but I'd hgtv doesn't believe enough in your show to give it a budget, I don't believe in it enough to waste my time with it.

    Bam. Nutshot!
     
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    Is it online anywhere?
     
  19. Bye You!

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    yes - vulgar!

    that is a word i have been trying to come up with since last night's viewing of that "celebrity" house and this morning's reading of Departures magazine.

    Vulgar. It sickens me, in this economy, to see such wastefulness. And i am not one to begrudge people nice things, especially if you work hard for your money. But that bedroom and closet were truly a vulgar display of pretend wealth and 100% honest lack of class and taste.
     
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    I can't bring myself to watch this abominoe nation. That is all.