honest text question

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Oderus, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    How would you respond to this?

    "B,, thre are no dates & tis problem juststarte thi monng & I'm on m laptp

    dang, it o'wtneven let mye put a pi in"
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  3. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001 Gold

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    "Are you having a stroke?"
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I wouldnt.
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Respond "wut???"
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I saw oven and pie
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Shut tha fuck up...
     
  8. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    good responses, all. Except Chriza. Fuck you, chriza.
     
  9. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Shut up Reggie.
     
  10. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    whoa
     
  11. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Calm down, Stevie...
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;w-aZZlbKdhs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-aZZlbKdhs[/video]
     
  13. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I saw that...
     
  14. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Itzzzzz only a text message.
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    can you send a shitpile back?
     
  16. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    that would be awkward
     
  17. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    No.
     
  18. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Ted Danson?
     
  19. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    I love that song. :eek:
     
  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Due y have an unlemetd textn plan?