Honestly, how will Beth Stern raise 7 million dollars or

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    for the new state of the art Cat Aquarium of the Americas or as Howard would ask.... " What's her plan?"
     
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    Howard will end up writing a check to cover another one of her failures.

    Then he'll claim how successful she was at raising the money.:facepalm:
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    She fostered a bulldog and then some kittens. Made sure everyone knew. It's almost like this is part of her campaign. Remember the name of the place will have something to do with Bianca and kittens
     
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    She could sell a 1/8 share in that $52 million monstrosity in West Palm.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    You mean the profits from bling a bones aren't going to cover it??:rolleye:
     
  6. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    I heard she has kids working drive thrus stealing people's credit information.

    :ohnoes:
     
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    7 million calendars
     
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    Beths Arab European Modoes Are My Faaaavorite! VIP Gold

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    Vacation in Dubai...
     
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    Beth's husband just plunked down $52 million in cash to buy a third home.

    Fuck Beth. She can pay the entire $7 million herself.
     
  10. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    Win some races. :dontknow:

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    She needs one of those donation thermometers to illustrate her progress.
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Dust off the ol gut locker and "summer" in the UAE. ALLEGEDLY.
     
  13. BethSucks

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    She'll go back to doing what she knows best:

    Swallow - $10,000
    Spit - $5000
     
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    "Beff has her own money, Robin. Robin?"
     
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    :lol:
     
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    At the expense of Allison, Ashley, Debra, and Emily.
     
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    Follow the money.


    Up.
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    ...and all around.




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  18. IlluminatiJones

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    Does that $7,000,000 include the St. Beefus of Assisi statue in the front, or is that extra?
     
  19. Roland Schwinn

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    Oh it better include it! As well as a 7000 square foot "office" with walk in closet, wedding dress display, 4 full baths, and maybe a bowling alley for said saint.
     
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    Her only chance is to pledge that she will "retire" from the public eye if the $7 million is raised. That could do it