WTF Honeymoon Advice

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  1. tradioguy69

    tradioguy69 VP of Larry, Inc.

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    Looking to book our honeymoon here in the next few weeks. Kind of new to this, looking for a little advice as to where is the best places to go. Best deals. Etc.

    Jamaica is obviously up there for us, but interested if others have had better luck else where.
     
  2. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    These cretins think anywhere with an all-night Waffle House constitutes a "destination getaway". You're better off PMing corporate travel back at Larry Inc. World Headquarters. Hazel will take care of the whole thing, first class all the way.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Save your Fuckmoney for the divorce lawyer.
     
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    Rockside7 VIP Extreme Gold

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    The best Honeymoon advice I can give you is, don't get married.

    You're welcome.
     
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    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    Some duct tape, a ball gag and lube at the Motel 6 out by the truck stop.
     
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    tradioguy69 VP of Larry, Inc.

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    I tried calling but Hazel was out. After our leader took his last breaths, she hung herself. Supposedly she gave away the location of Double L. A modern day Judas.
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious

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    Europe is currently cheap. Italy is awesome
     
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    Have you been talking to my wife?
     
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    FamilyJ Official designated driver of the Shed.

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    Get her drunk and go for anal. Your chances will only decrease the longer you are married. Trust me.
     
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    EasyJesus Papi Gold

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    Best advice I've seen here all day :cheer:
     
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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    I'm pretty sure she was dating a skunk, so this is really no big loss.
     
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    I do want to go to Italy because I heard the food is fantastic.
     
  13. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    And who says romance is dead?
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Fuck that noise ... worst 25 years of my life. Don't do it.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Or bring your best friend and leave your new bride home. That might work.
     
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    Dude, after your threesome story, your wife is a saint in my book.:up:
     
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    tradioguy69 VP of Larry, Inc.

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    Can I bring her best friend, leave the bride at home?
     
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    tradioguy69 VP of Larry, Inc.

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    I have zero complaints in the sex department with her!
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious

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    rarely had a bad meal.
     
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  20. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Honeymoon advice? First night when yer about to get in bed, beat the living shit outta her, like she just put a burnt meatloaf on the dinner table. She aint gonna want to go through the embarrassment of having a 3day marriage and she'll be all healed up by the time you get home. Put the fear in her, so she knows not to get out of line.

    Good luck on your life together.