Hoodrat absconds with McDonalds office pool lottery ticket

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  1. Shivvy

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    Remember the other day when all of the dumbasses on Twitter were talking about going to buy lottery tickets? The jackpot in the Mega Millions was up to something ridonkulous like $650 million.

    I didn't bother, because I happen to know for a fact that that shit is rigged, though I can't prove it. I read that somewhere a while back, and it seemed to be true. Do you really think that the government would just give away that much money to anyone, at random?

    Your chances of winning would be (literally) infinitely small even if the lottery weren't a scam, and I have the worst luck of all time. I had an eye problem that only effects about one in six million people, then my vision was restored to 20/30 (about as good as it ever was), then I lost it completely in the most random, ridonkulous accident of all time. A cardboard box almost killed me.

    If the BGM had a lottery pool, I wouldn't participate. But if I did, I would make sure that a hoodrat wasn't the one in charge of buying the tickets. Because if you win, the hoodrat would just claim that she bought another ticket, with her own money, and that's the one that won.

    I skimmed the article in the New York Post, and it's so obvious that the winning ticket was bought with money from the office pool. The Indian guy who owns the McDonalds gave her $5 to buy tickets for the office pool. She definitely did go to a 7-11 and cop tickets. But after one of them won, she said she bought it with her own money.

    If she had more than $5 worth of tickets from last week's huge Mega Millions, she could at least claim that $5 worth of the tickets that didn't win shit were the ones she bought for the office pool, and the rest of them, including - wouldn't you know - the one that won were her own tickets.

    The Post didn't think to ask her if she had more than $5 worth of Mega Millions tickets, but you'd think that if she did she would have pointed that out herself. Hoodrats live to take advantage of plausible deniability.
     
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    fuck you guys
     
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    I seen the story on the News , She said the winning ticket she bought wasn't part of the pool tickets she bought :jj:
     
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    id fucking kill her
     
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    lol
     
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    You should be kicked in the nuts for saying "ridonkulous." :bjmimic::gayhand:
     
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    Another niggress runs away wit da loot! I'd hunt that bitch down if she pulled that shit on me! :burn:
     
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    "Absconds" is a great term. So is "pilfered".

    either way, there's usually a black involved. :kkk:
     
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    That's racialisticness.
     
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    Are you really that stupid?
     
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    Why do you ask?
     
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    The government doesn't just give out tons of money, they sell tickets and then give out a portion of the ticket sales as a prize, they don't need to rig it because there is a steady stream of idiots negros and Mexicans that happily piss their money away on that shit
     
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    I believe that precedent was set recently in regards to just such a thing, loosely it states that any office pool tickets must be photo copied and distributed to the people playing, this way there is not chances of someone making off with the loot saying it was their ticket.
     
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    "another tax on the naive" Jonathon Pond

    I figured it out...the gubmint took in 1.5 billion....paid out what? 600 mill? Then you pay half in taxes....pay 300 mill, out of 15,000 million? LOL wow

    Even the mob used to give a better take
     
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    I heard about this on the radio. I don't play the lotto much, but when I'm in a pool, I make sure everyone involved signs the back of the tickets before the drawing.

    I mean sure, she might be my Mom, but I ain't trusting her with no $650 million. :c
     
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    The house always wins.