Hoodrat with a death wish gets forcefully removed from a picinic table

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jul 15, 2013.

  1. Shivvy

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    Of course I can't cosign the dude slapping the shit out of that chick for no apparent reason, or the kid sitting on the table grinning like he just found a piece of candy in his pocket.

    Having said that...

    Morally, if not so much legally, this chick gave up her right to complain about having the shit slapped out of her when she got up and tried to have a conversation about it. It's a wonder she didn't get beat up any further.

    As a general rule of thumb, when a guy jumps up on a table and starts yelling about how he's about to slap the shit out of you, it means he might slap the shit out of you.

    This chick wants to have several of that guy's illegitimate children, and she's willing to risk life and limb to make that happen. She wouldn't give a decent man who doesn't spend his days at the park shouting obscenities from atop a picnic table the time of day.

    To his credit, the guy doesn't seem to be interested, because he's already got a woman. He complains that the chick was spraying perfume, and his wife might smell it and think he was hitting that. He'll slap the shit out of a woman on World Star for the world (including law enforcement) to see, but certain things he just won't do.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    There's no way you didn't copy and paste that commentary
     
  3. Shivvy

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    great, more dialogue for Quentin Tarantino to steal.
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    [video=youtube_share;uXi2CPNMKmk]http://youtu.be/uXi2CPNMKmk[/video]
     
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    "Bitch call Jesus Christ! Bitch I'm mental!" :cwl:
     
  7. boxers

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    Something about a napkin?
     
  8. Shivvy

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  9. boxers

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    I watched the whole thing, fag
     
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    What are you, Yogi Bear?
     
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    That man may have issues with women.
     
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    Hanging out at a picnic table, slapping women and screaming profanity in public. I guess he missed the Million Man March?
     
  13. boxers

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    But the napkin!
     
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    Did someone say at the end that the whole thing was over a "turd"??? :sdance:
     
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    I like the titty grab at 6:43 and Anastasia needs to be told to lighten up on the eye shadow. Did anything ever happen to that big black bitch?
     
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    If Obama had a son.......... :hhh:
     
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    <racist thread>
     
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    I'm reading between the lines of the meaning of this
     
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    Trayvons gonna Trayvon!