Hookers for $1.50. Paging Gary Puppet...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chuk, Jul 31, 2013.

  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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  2. nearly.normal

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    The John C "Dvorak's Law"
    The worse the economy, not only do the hookers get better looking, but they get cheaper.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...jesus are they all fat and fugly?
     
  4. MobyDick

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    not to ruin the joke, but you could just use the plane ticket money raised to buy him a hooker locally...
     
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    Kickstarter?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    how to pay so they won't touch you?

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  7. chuk

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    Actually, I thought of that. But if he flies there, he could bang LOTS of whores for on his one plane ticket.
     
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    Watch this documentary, they do a segment on Bangladesh. I paused it during the Bangladesh segment to convert the currency, I couldn't fucking believe it.

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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    You know the old expression, "Once you go Bangladeshi, you never piss straight again"
     
  10. unclefreddy

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    I'll pass and just use my hand. I've seen some documentaries on life in India and I can just imagine how nasty the smell must be in the whorehouses.
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    there is not enough antibiotics and antifungals to make me put my dick in those at any price.
     
  12. Quite Frankly

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    What's even more horrific is that on the CNN slideshow, that Progressive insurance annoying CUNT pops up after every 3 photos...
     
  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yes that was annoying. whenever I get popups after im into an article I decide never to use that product. we already know which toilet paper we like to wipe our asses with, no need to endure intrusive popups.