Hookers? MILFs?

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  1. Diogenes1

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    Hookamilfs?


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  2. zhukov

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    nailed my first MILF when I was 19 :cheer:
     
  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Nice!!! I didn't get my first until I was 25.
     
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    do tell!
     
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    do tell!
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Working for a brewery as a rep, went on a date with a 45 yr. old barmaid... not much else to say, basically got raped, but unlike today's youth, I enjoyed it fully!!
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    she was the mom of my gf's friend

    new year's eve, my gf and her friend were out for a while so I was sitting there in the MILF house and she came over and nailed me with a kiss

    a few minutes later we were fucking....

    never did it again with her but in retrospect it could have worked out for a few years
     
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    more MILF stories . . . the closest I ever came was at 17 when some milfy momma with pinot grigio and cigarettes on her breath gave me a sloppy drunken kiss and said I should be 5 years older.