Hooters is the most retarded restaurant ever...

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    It really is. The upper management are making big money off these scantily dressed whores, that make money off of retards who think they might have a chance at getting some tail off the scantily dressed servers if they give a big enough tip. :facepalm:

    Fuck that, never fallen victim to that form of capitalism. :pimp:
     
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    life can be so sad
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    You just maxed out your credit card at Hooters, huh?
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    I like wings and beer..and boobs
     
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    Mommy is so proud of you.
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You are saying that Hooters are retarded because they make money with men who believe they can have sex with the waitresses?

    It's the customers who are stupid, not management.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I'd have no problem with them if their food was edible.
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    I heard Hooters is the only business that uses sex to sell stuff
     
  9. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    My bad, that's what I meant. :cheer:
     
  10. Gomez

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    go to the ones in Tampa Bay area :jerk:
     
  11. beatlejaws

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    i knew what you meant
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    I've never been to a Hooters.
     
  13. I Gaer

    I Gaer New Member Banned User

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    The only retarded thing is making the chicks wear nylons.
     
  14. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    its the place to go for a good example on how thick we're getting, & its supposed to be sexy:rolleye:
     
  15. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Time to upgrade their attire. 1980 is over with.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i look at those nylons like a hairnet. if not worn, those fingers that just plated your fries would have a little extra skanky sumpin on them.
     
  17. Vashier

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    when my son's 8th grade football team won the city championship that's where the parents took the team after the game :cheer:
     
  18. I Gaer

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    Just adds to the flavor.
     
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    jobbey Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    noice
     
  20. Vashier

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    it was funny as hell watching the boys checking out the slightly older single moms working there