Hope you stop to smell the flowers bitch...

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  1. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    Took the day off work to move a buddy out of the house after a break up. The Magnolia Tree they planted together a few years back was blossoming and generally mocking the death of the relationship. He wouldn't let me pick all the blossoms and spell out cuss words, or dig it up and have it missing when she returned but when he was in the house I customized as many blossoms as I could while he was ordering a pizza.

    She may never see it but it makes me smile knowing she just might.

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    That'll learn her
     
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    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    Serious shit, it was a waterproof pen.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Mrs L!! Never knew you had it in you :iohi5:
     
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    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    GHP :cheer:
    He should have let me have at with the hammer and the wall eh, I could have posted some new :quote:wall photos :quote:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Should've started with a note that said, "I've been having second thoughts, please follow ribbons," then make a ribbon trail up the ladder
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I'm too inebriated to understand what's going on here, but I always support any Mrs. LSE production. :derp:
     
  8. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    Or I could have put the :kitty: in the tree. 1/3 of the branches go over the deck so there is a chance she will see it.
     
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    Naz, I am high on Skittles. True story.
     
  10. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Best part is, if she sees this, she'll blame it on the ex. :evil:

    And it'll go down as the ballsiest move he ever made in that relationship. :facepalm:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    This is totally something I would do!
    Reps. :cool:
     
  12. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Mrs LOW!!!! :cheer:
     
  13. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    DEV :smile:

    I want to buy one of your cool belt buckles, can you PM how to hook that up?
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    she negged me :dontcare:
     
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    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    You would have let me spell cuss words with the blossoms AND dig up the tree AND quit my job.
     
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    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    180, 000 my ass. You deserved it.
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I would have let u take a steaming dump on the doorstep. :)

    I am REFINED!!!
     
  18. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'll help you move IN with your girl.:wub: And I will only shit in the toilet. I am a solid friend that way.
     
  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Only if you leave an "upper-decker".
     
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    What kind of camera please