News Horned Arizona Man, 53, Arrested For Bloody Knife Attack

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  1. Tim

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    A horned Arizona man is facing a felony assault charge for allegedly slashing his wife with an eight-inch knife after he accused her of infidelity during an argument Sunday.

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    According to Glendale police, Juan Vargas Rodriguez, 53, began quarreling with his wife when she returned home from work. At one point, cops say, Rodriguez demanded that his spouse sleep in a closet.

    During police questioning, Rodriguez claimed not to recall details of the confrontation, saying he “kind of blacked out with rage.” The victim was not seriously injured during the attack.

    This isn't the first time horned men have committed acts of violence. In July 2000, a horned Oklahoma man was arrested for allegedly trying to run down his landlord with a car.

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    Right, we're supposed believe his wife was cheating on him. I can't see it.
     
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    He's got a point, or two.
     
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    Wonky horns.
     
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    Let's see the wife :munch:
     
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    There is another zit popping video waiting to be made.

    @Babs
     
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    what a freak. i have no sympathy for a woman who marries something like this dude.
     
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    She's horny too
     
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    :rs:
     
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    You got that right.
     
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    When you fuck up your face like that what do you do for work?
     
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    obviously that's the best she could get..she's plump I bet
     
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    yea she's gotta be a piece o work herself
     
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    hobgobblin pays good
     
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    I wonder if moments of clarity has any effect?...naw
     
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    Can you imagine when she brought him home to meet her parents.
    "Mom and dad, I'd like you to meet satan."
     
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    This is surprising, usually people with horns are pretty cool and chill :dontknow:
     
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    Doubtful the whole, "I'm a demon" crap will go over very well in the penitentiary.
     
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    Looooookit meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
     
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