WTF Horoscopes Believe or Not?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Donkey Patrol, May 28, 2016.

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Do you believe in or read horoscopes?

  1. Everyday and believe every word

  2. I glance and take it with a grain of salt

  3. Never read, it's all bullshit

  4. Why do you give a shit, leave me alone

  5. I can't start my day without it

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  1. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Just curious







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    Howard related because he says it's bullshit
     
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  2. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Since I'm not a complete moron, I don't bother with them.
     
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  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Of course not. But I do embody my sign's characteristics to a T.
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Nancy Reagan swore by them!! Just like Just Say No!! Come on G! Get with it!!
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    You make a good point.

    :c
     
  6. DaTenses

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    I didn't know they were still a thing.
     
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  7. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    my sign fits like a glove...there's something to it in my opinion
     
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    Your sign fits everyone like a glove. That's the beauty of horoscopes.
     
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  9. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Oh Hellz yeah!!!
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    i'm so glad "paradigm" has run it's course..I hated that word.
     
  11. Time Bandit

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    right..the other everyones with my birthday...all geminis are alike alot.
    see what I did there.
     
  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Don't really read horoscopes, but I do believe in personality traits relating to your Astrological sign. I am a textbook Scorpio.:chair:
     
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    lastlaugh Well-Known Member

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    Horoscopes are bullshit.
     
  14. SuperFarts

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    Pretend to give a shit.

    Makes it easier to bang dizzy broads.

    Jackie voice:
    "Hey, whats the difference between a broad and a gun?"
    "You can put a silencer on a gun!"

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    check out your "sign" and see if you agree with their description of you

    zodiac-signs-astrology.com

    it is scary how much my "sign" explains me