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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chuk, Feb 4, 2013.

  1. chuk

    chuk VIP Extreme Gold

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    Apparently this was a "tournament of champions" installment of dumber than a box or rocks. However, one of the players never even played before! They can't even get these shitty bits right. They have all of these stupid contests, and they can't get anyone to participate. They have to resort to bringing in whackpackers for prettiest penis contest, etc. You would think they would realize that 1) These ideas are so stupid, they can't even find 3 people in their "20 million" listeners to participate. Or 2) No one is listening to this crap anymore. Or 3) Both. Yet they seem so oblivious to it and Hein and Booey slobber all over themselves talking about what a great contest it was.
     
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    Things will improve tomorrow after the big reorganization meeting.

    Howard will start doing two day a week shows with AGT in the way and he will be asking the rest of his staff
    to work 6 days a week instead of 5 in an attempt to improve his show.
     
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    God, I wish they would stop trying. The more they try, the worse the show is. If you are a horrible singer, then singing even louder only makes you sound worse. Same thing with the "comedy" talents of THSS.
     
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    No way do they know how to fix it. These idiots think that sandusky claus and baby kanye are funny. Those are NOT Howard's doing. There is NO hope with the current crap of "talent" at THSS. The harder the try, the worse the show will get.
     
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    Seeing as how NO ONE has posted pix of today's whores and it's fucking 2:20

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    "I'd hug you but I'm a married man"

    Way to be edgy, Wig. :rolleye:
     
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    It's just like all the other boring predictable content that we've come to expect from the Stern Show. They find something that's mildly amusing and repeat it over and over again (each time getting worse) until eveyone hates it. Their laziness and lack of talent and imagination is more obvious every day.
     
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    Married I'll give him but no way is he a man anymore.
     
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    Yes, this was a "tournament of champions" edition. In other words, they couldn't find any new whores.
     
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    Listening to the replay now and laughing for the first time today because right after the Box of Rocks bit Wiggy did his "monologue". It's hilarious when he tries to pretend the ghost-written stuff is his own thoughts. Today's version is even more clumsy and unfunny than usual.
     
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    2 words.....Morning Zoo Radio
     
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    How much can Stern possibly care about content when this morning's contest would have been good in the 1980's. I had to stop listening, as did most of you. If Howchie doesn't take correction at all, any new ideas are not heard. It sucks out loud to even hear that they were going to have another 'game' on and that they are looking for hot chicks for yet another contest! :facepalm:
     
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    Agreed. I used to kind of like the "Dumb as a Box of Rocks" contests, but after the 100,000th time, it got a bit repetitive.

    I baled right after it started and switched over to internet radio (underground hip hop on a German channel)...

    I DO appreciate the pixs of the girls, which satisfied my curiousity as to how skanky one or more of them were, and I knew I'd see them on Dawg's... :wigtip:
     
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    the spelling game...comedy gold
     
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    Oh, I'm sure you haven't heard the last of that one...
     
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    i heard about 5 minutes of this extravaganza before i had enough.....these recycled bits are a bit tedious. one of the "girls" had the most obnoxious voice. now, that i see the pics it's easy to understand. "britny" is heinous and "rikki" had an appalling boob job.
    everything has become so desperate and second rate on the show.....maybe, euthanasia is the most humane thing to put it out of it's misery.
     
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    It's so sad that they still can't come up with original content for 12 fucking hours of programming (closer to 8 after all the commercial, mid-segment commercial reads, and other BS). Sal and Richard are stuck in their endless prank calls loop. They have turned over all song parody responsibilities to the fans. They just recycle old contests or just come up with moronic "original" ones that seem like they developed at 5:45 that morning. They have the same guests over and over.

    I would say Howard is mailing it in, but he is too lazy to go to the post office to mail it in.
     
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    As my dear mother would have said, "They may be dumber than a box of rock's but they are uglier than a bucket load of assholes too!
     
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