WTF horse bites off boys penis

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  1. skylarbrie

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    If he didn't want his penis bitten off, why was he near a horse?
     
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    Maybe the horse hadn't had a good meal in quite a while. :dontknow:

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    Scott Tennamin
     
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    Beth must have figured out little boys don't own mansions in the Hampton's and Florida.
     
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    Uh ok. Can we start banning people who don't know how to quote an article?
     
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    The boy's story is implausible. I wonder what really happened.
     
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    He daught it was a carrot with 2 apples
     
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    horses don't seem vicious to me.. wouldn't it bite on the clothes at first, giving a chance to escape?
     
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    You'd have to be only horny prick to seek a blow job from a horse.

    I mean, then have such beautiful tails and hind quarters.
     
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    Concentration camp survivor?
     
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    The kid had his dick out cause he wanted to fuck the horse, simple. The little bastard probably expected a blowjob.
     
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    My dad used to own allot of horses and they can be vicious. They can kick you and if you are lucky they will hit your ribs instead of your skull. They can jump and hit you with their front legs. Plus they can bite like a ginger high on bathsalts.
     
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    We house sitted for some friends who went on vacation when i was a kid, they had 4 horses, 2 were cool and 2 were assholes, it was a trip, never got kicked but my brother almost did...
     
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    You can spot the rotten apples by the fact they usually have their ears pointed backwards when you get up close to them, that is usually a bad sign, it's also the look in the eye and you can immediatley tell when a horse is psychotic or not lol. We've had this one horse who was very mean and very smart, a bad mix. He wouldn't just kick you, he would wait for his moment. One day i was getting into his stable to clean out the shit and he would just stand next to me watching me doing my thing, everything was fine and at one point when i wasn't paying attention to him he pushed me against the wall with the side of his body and pushed really hard. My only savior that day was the fact that my legs were free and i had enough room to kick him in the crotch and then he backed off. This wasn't the first incident with him, i got really angry and i lost it and i hit him with my shovel right on his head. He made kindof a sighing/snoring noise, shook his head and we've been friends ever since till the day he died. He would never play tricks on me ever again. He still hated strangers though. I am against animal cruelty but sometimes when they test you and your life is being threatened you have to show them who is boss and i am not even being macho about it really. Some people would have send him off to the slaughterhouse just for doing that.
     
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    :c Who is this ginger you speak of?
     
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    Haha if i tell you i won't live to see the evening. :giggle: