Horse Cheats Death

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  1. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    And no it wasnt beth :coffee:


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    "America's Got Talent" star Zac Gordon ... aka Horse ... aka the guy with iron testicles ... is lucky to be alive ... after smashing his car into a tree while trying to avoid striking a deer, TMZ has learned.

    Horse -- who became famous for allowing people to bash him in the scrotal-region on AGT -- tells us he was driving in Harrisburg, PA Saturday when a deer suddenly ran out in front of his car. Horse says he jerked the wheel, trying not to kill the animal ... but lost control and went careening into a tree.

    Zac says he hit the tree so hard the car flipped over -- "I legitimately thought I was going to die."

    An ambulance rushed to the scene and hauled the AGT star off to the hospital. He was released later that night with a possible concussion, sore neck and scratches ... but luckily no major injuries.

    "I'm just glad to be alive," Horse tell us.

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    Can't believe TMZ reported on this
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    are his balls ok?
     
  4. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    "Trying to avoid a deer" is code for driving while wasted.
     
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    Horse, Horse, Horse of the jungle watch out for the tree
     
  7. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    when a deer jumps out in front of you, ya just gotta blast it. probably a good idea to duck. when i was in my teens, a friend of mine was driving this big Reggie diesel POS. a buck walked out in front of us while we were going about 60. i assumed he'd swerve around it, but he just said "hold on" and nailed it. we pulled over and threw it in the trunk so he could take it home and see if there was any salvageable meat. i grew up in hillbillyville.
     
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    Did we ever find out if he has balls? I mean how could any man take that abuse without them rupturing? It's like he had testicular CA and they put in prosthetic nuts [​IMG]
     
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    Are you Mr. Christie?
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    This, and be sure to duck. They come through the windshield many times. We have hogs on top of the deer(no not riding them :jj:) to avoid down here. Every year some family dies from over correcting trying to miss them.
     
  11. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    hello, richard. this is your dad. i hit another deer with the car and shithead drug it home. mom's gonna make deer sloppy joes. well, talk to you later.

    no, it wasn't quite that bad. the area was mostly in civilization, but flush with rednecks.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I thought this was going to be a feel good story about horses surviving the tornado :sad:
     
  13. Dusco

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    Always just hit the deer...
     
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    TMZ reports this yet no photos exist of Robin after surgery for a year?
     
  15. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    no kidding.