Horton Hears a Who and tramples big game hunter to death

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  1. chapped

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    A professional game hunter has been trampled to death by an elephant while leading a hunt with an American client in Zimbabwe.

    Ian Gibson, 55, was tracking animals in Chewore North in the lower Zambezi Valley of Zimbabwe, when the young bull elephant “began a full charge.”

    Paul Smith, the managing director of Chifuti Safaris which employed Gibson, told The Telegraph: "We don't yet know the full details of how 'Gibbo' as we called him, died, as the American client and the trackers are still too traumatised to give us full details."

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    In a note on the website of Safari Classics, the company explained Gibson had been searching for a target for five hours when they stopped for a rest.

    "It is with deep sadness to announce the passing of Chifuti Safaris professional hunter Ian Gibson," the note said.


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    He looks like the butt baby of Bubba and Artie.
     
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    This pleases me.
     
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    It's kill or be killed role reversal.... tough shit asshole!

    (and I also always root for the bulls over the so-call Matadors)
     
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    hunting some of those big game animals isn't like hunting Bambi.

    my favorite part is the "client" being traumatized. don't get to come home bragging like a bigshot now. slink home like a trifling little bitch. no trophy for you to prove your manliness :ral:
     
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    He looks like he should have been hunting Baby Gorilla instead of elephant.
     
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    Feel good story of the day! :woot:
     
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    they should ask for a piece of the hunter as a trophy...:coffee:
     
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    The guy was a little hotter, but there is quite a resemblance.
     
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    It's not all bad news.

    A group of African tribesmen hacked up his body and took the meat back to their villages.
     
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    that belongs to the elephant :no:
     
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    There is nothing more dangerous than a young male elephant ....they are smart as fuck and if they catch you ...stomp, crush..bye, bye

    They have been known to kill fucking rhinos for fuck sake
     
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    back in the day, one of my friends had this video tape of stuff that was just too hardcore for nature documentaries. a crocodile grabbed this elephant's trunk when it was drinking, and the elephant pulled it out of the water and stomped the fuck out of it. it went on and on till the croc was unrecognizable.
     
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    Only thing bigger and stronger would be chicks that post in The Bar
     
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