News Hospital worker dies while watching porn

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  1. Shithead

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    How embarrassing had he lived


    Naked hospital worker dies of a heart attack watching porn on his laptop
    • A man, aged 48, was found dead at North Central Bronx Hospital in New York on Tuesday morning
    • A colleague found him naked beside his laptop, which had a porn website open on it
    By Chris Summers For Mailonline
    Published: 06:13 EST, 9 June 2016 | Updated: 06:14 EST, 9 June 2016
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    A hospital worker suffered a fatal heart attack while watching porn on his laptop in New York.
    The 48-year-old man, who has not been named, was found dead at North Central Bronx Hospital on Tuesday morning.
    Police sources told the New York Post a colleague found the man dead with his laptop open and porn playing on it.
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    The North Central Bronx Hospital (pictured) has not made any statement about the man's death

    He was naked and had apparently been pleasuring himself at the time.
    In 2008 Chris Nicholls, 23, died in Croydon, England, from a heart attack while watching porn.
    Mr Nicholls, who was born with a heart abnormality, died just weeks after open-heart surgery.
    His mother Clare Else was reported in the Croydon Advertiser telling an inquest: 'Christopher was watching a blue movie when I found him.
    'I said to my husband 'I know what's happened. It's got to be a rush of adrenaline because he's got excited'.'
    There is a widely held belief among medical researchers that sexual activity can bring on a heart attack among those who are over 50 or overweight.
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    A colleague found the man naked and with his laptop open on a porn website STOCK IMAGE
     
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    He died doing what he loved.
     
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    I guess "Cumshitters 2" kills more than dignity
     
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    This is hitting way too close to home.
     
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    full blown naked
    couldn't just fish his guy outta the pants and keep the clothes on
    he was really way too comfortable at that job
     
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    Hahaha haha haha hahaha
    There are worse ways to go.
     
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    This is why I only beat off on my ipad when the battery is < 2% in case I drop dead it will shut off.
     
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    My buddy always tells me if he ever dies I'm supposed to go into his house and delete his porn collection and browser history.
     
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    Feelin' frisky after open heart surgery
     
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    I don't blame him.. hospital jobs are boring
     
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    So even fapping is dangerous? WTF????
     
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    My best friend and I have a similar pact to remove each other's "toys" from their hiding places. :jj:
     
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    Imagine the joy of the next owner of the house when they find a long forgotten stash. Like a scavenger finding a Monet at a garage sale. I hope you wash them clean after every use.
     
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    :rolleyes: Duh.

    And, I'm not worried about the next owner of the house. I'm not hiding them in the floor boards, for Pete's sake. :rolleye:

    I'd rather not have my parents or siblings, or God forbid, my SON, have to clean out my drawers and find them, that's all. :dontknow:

    I have a specific drawer, she has a bag in her closet. :p
     
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    instead of killing a kitten, god killed him instead
     
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    I didn't think a drawer would suffice. I pictured you with a room hidden whose door is hidden behind a book case.
     
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    :omg:
    Who told you?!?! :pissed:
     
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