Hostess Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    With Hostess declaring bankruptcy a few weeks ago, I think it's time to salute that company that contributed so much toward me becoming the overweight adult that I am today.

    Cupcakes, both chocolate and Maple
    Ho Hos
    Twinkies
    Dunkin sticks
    Suzy Qs
    Little Chocolate donuts
    Little Powdered donuts
    Snowballs

    My favorite, this time of year, they inject green dye into the snowballs and make them green. Like the sugar and preservatives aren't bad enough for you.

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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Some faggot had a twinkie in the office yesterday filled with chocolate creme ... WTF has the world come to ....
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I have to get one final box of Ding Dongs...
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Holy shit, I missed Hostess declaring bankruptcy. How the fuck does THAT happen?
     
  5. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    These was my niggas growin up.

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  6. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Wow, never heard of them. I was deprived. We only got the sweet stuff.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Maybe they're a Canadian thing. :dontknow:
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Tax the rich

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    Myfaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite. :buffet:
     
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    i thought this thread was gonna be about the hot chicks at olive garden
     
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    :hug:
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I was jealous because the other kids always got Hostess products in their lunches, and I got Little Debbies...
     
  14. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    The fall of good-ol', red-blooded Hostess will give rise to Vachon and its foppish Passion Flakies. :worried:

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    OMG , I just had a sleeve of these the other day :eek:

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  16. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    so there not going to make them anymore?
     
  17. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    They are restructuring, so they aren't actually closing down. Ho Hos will live on.

    They did the same thing a few years back.

    Chocolate Twinkies for a nucca BTW

    They are hard to find up here.
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You know you are a loser when your mom packs one of those off brand folded over things with banana flavored filling. You can't even trade them for anything good.
     
  19. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Yea, a Hostess cake demanded at least two Little Debbie's when I was in grade school.

    Not sure of the current exchange rate though.
     
  20. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You forgot Funny Bones.

    The Hostess / Wonder outlet near me sells Hostess-branded cookies, crackers and breakfast cereal.

    The Twinkie was originally banana-flavored. True.