Hot bikini model shows off her new hip bag

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  1. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...picture_n_5548863.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

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    The best part is that you can make out with her while fucking her in the shitter! :c
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    im down like a clown charlie brown

    ...would this count as hands-on patient hours?
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    She needs to lose 15 pounds, Robin.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    If she farts, can you push on it like a whoopee cushion?
     
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    Where do I stick it in if I want to do anal?
     
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    Her tattoos are grosser than the bag of shit taped to her stomach.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    This tattooing shit is getting ridiculous! :facepalm:
     
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    I was thinking the exact same thing.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Well that's a pretty shitty tattoo.

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    The internet has ruined me, I can't get hot for anything less than a single amputee.
     
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    what ever happened to keeping your personal problems personal?


    sorry, even without the colonscopy bag you are not going to be a model because you have stubby legs

    the tattos, why get tattos if you want to be a model? Solidarity with the stupid I guessd
     
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    The shit-bag novelty is the only thing that gives her even the slightest chance to be a "model". Without that, she is another random skank.
     
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    You are correct, sir.
     
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    I noticed two bags. Is the smaller one the back up pouch?
     
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    Dipping sauce.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    everyone cracking jokes in this thread including myself would jump at the chance to fuck her.

    if not, you are gay and faggot.
     
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    Yes. I didn't think a "would bang" was necessary.
     
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