Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by VarmintSam, Jan 27, 2016.
I can't make the joke about the prostitute with the runny nose here. Can someone do it please so I don't look like a pig?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Blow a little boogie into it
@bennymuso can you spell check my thread title? TIA
Please kill this thread and ban everyone in it.
Gross and now damaged. Perfect
Errr, is that real?
No one, the camera man etc, said anything?
Maybe her face was numb from the cold and she couldnt feel it?
Haha, poor girl. That's just nasty.
I once had a big presentation to a prospective client while I was dealing with the after effects of a night out on the town with said clients. Didn't get sloppy, but I think the street noodles did me in.
Before and during a few breaks, a couple people asked if I was okay due to my greenish tint. I just wanted to power through my part, so I brushed their concerns aside.
It was now my turn to present the design comps. Steadying myself as I stood up, I made it to the end of the conference table and turned to my audience. What came next was the most powerful heave my stomach has ever performed. I clamped my lips shut just as the technicolor yawn made its way up my throat. I'm sure there was a look of horror on my face, but I doubt it compared to the ones that my closest potential victims were sporting. The coordinated lean-away move they made would make any dance coordinator proud. I somehow managed to keep it in my mouth and ended up gulping it down, all in front of the meeting. I then made a hand gesture to excuse myself and promptly left for the restroom.
As I returned to the room, I was met with a round of applause, including one woman who had an umbrella open and was twirling it around. We ended up getting the account, and to this day, they always leave a cup of instant noodles where I'm supposed to sit during update meetings.
tl;dr - I feel for her because I did some nasty and embarrassing shit before an audience.
As she's speaking live the on air...the producer is screaming into her earpiece.."...LET THE POISON OUT!!".
You ate your own puke? A buddy of mine did that shit in the car while I was driving his drunk ass home.
Total panic move.
Probably was only able to do so because I've eaten Indian food before.
I thought it would be a great idea to combine an entire cheesecake and a fifth of Jack Daniels on my 21st birthday
Did it taste like a Whiskey Sour coming back up? Haha, what a champ!
Props to your buddy and regult. I was driving a pal home and he starts to roll the window down, pointing to the side of the road. I look over, he's cheeks are puffed out and I realize wtf is about to go down. I can't pull over yet cause its a two lane road with no shoulder at that point. As soon as I can I screech to a stop with his head out the window... too late as he let loose and splatter down the side of my truck.