News Hot Channel 5 reporter pretends that you can't see snot pouring out of her nose.

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  1. yosemite sam

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    @Snotty
     
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    I can't make the joke about the prostitute with the runny nose here. Can someone do it please so I don't look like a pig?
     
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    How do you make a Kleenex dance?
    Blow a little boogie into it
    :cwl:
     
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    @bennymuso can you spell check my thread title? TIA :hat:
     
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    Please kill this thread and ban everyone in it.
     
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    Gross and now damaged. Perfect:dpunch:
     
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    GLguygardner THOT VIP Gold

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    NO!
     
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    DAD!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    It's fine.
     
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    Errr, is that real?

    No one, the camera man etc, said anything?

    Maybe her face was numb from the cold and she couldnt feel it?

    WTF
     
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    Haha, poor girl. That's just nasty.

    I once had a big presentation to a prospective client while I was dealing with the after effects of a night out on the town with said clients. Didn't get sloppy, but I think the street noodles did me in.

    Before and during a few breaks, a couple people asked if I was okay due to my greenish tint. I just wanted to power through my part, so I brushed their concerns aside.

    It was now my turn to present the design comps. Steadying myself as I stood up, I made it to the end of the conference table and turned to my audience. What came next was the most powerful heave my stomach has ever performed. I clamped my lips shut just as the technicolor yawn made its way up my throat. I'm sure there was a look of horror on my face, but I doubt it compared to the ones that my closest potential victims were sporting. The coordinated lean-away move they made would make any dance coordinator proud. I somehow managed to keep it in my mouth and ended up gulping it down, all in front of the meeting. I then made a hand gesture to excuse myself and promptly left for the restroom.

    As I returned to the room, I was met with a round of applause, including one woman who had an umbrella open and was twirling it around. We ended up getting the account, and to this day, they always leave a cup of instant noodles where I'm supposed to sit during update meetings.

    tl;dr - I feel for her because I did some nasty and embarrassing shit before an audience.
     
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    As she's speaking live the on air...the producer is screaming into her earpiece.."...LET THE POISON OUT!!".
     
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    You ate your own puke? A buddy of mine did that shit in the car while I was driving his drunk ass home.
     
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    Winst!!!! :woot:
     
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    Total panic move.

    Probably was only able to do so because I've eaten Indian food before.
     
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    I thought it would be a great idea to combine an entire cheesecake and a fifth of Jack Daniels on my 21st birthday :facepalm:
     
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    Did it taste like a Whiskey Sour coming back up? Haha, what a champ!
     
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    Props to your buddy and regult. I was driving a pal home and he starts to roll the window down, pointing to the side of the road. I look over, he's cheeks are puffed out and I realize wtf is about to go down. I can't pull over yet cause its a two lane road with no shoulder at that point. As soon as I can I screech to a stop with his head out the window... too late as he let loose and splatter down the side of my truck.
     
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