WTF Hot chicks with squeaky voices

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    Complete turnoff, right? :umunch:
     
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    I hate to say it but yes.
     
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    I dated a couple. Had to bail. Nails on a chalkboard.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Small feet big tits for the win though
     
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    Doesn't bother me. I don't listen to what a woman says anyway. They all sound like "Peanuts" adults to me.
     
  7. Mike Huntslooce

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    Nope. Fran is the hottest chick ever. I'd crush it.

    I dated a chick with a squeaky voice. 4'10" 90 pounds. Hottest fuck I have ever had in my life. First few times we had sex I (mistakenly) thought I would really hurt her. Chick damn near killed me. When she came, it was fucking Linda Blair possessed. Head turned around, she shook, she screamed, liked to punch and kick. Screamed like a banshee - demanded it 5 times a day. God I miss those days.
     
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    That and vocal fry...
     
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    Annoying voice on Big Bang Theory but she has other assets.

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  10. zhukov

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    that's like fucking an 8 year old. :wtf:

    no wonder she screamed like a rhesus monkey. :facepalm:
     
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    I wish I could have tuned it out like that.
     
  12. Mike Huntslooce

    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    Don't give me that. She was 43 years old and had 5 kids. She was all woman. Nothing child like about it. She had c cup boobs and curvy hips. Everything was perfectly proportioned, she was just small.
     
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    no way I could nail a gal that small.

    but I'm over 6', so there's that.
     
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    My wife has a very small squeaky voice. She is 4'11" and 95 lbs. But I deal with it. She is funny as hell, has good taste in music and movies, and has big fake boobs. All my favorite things. And she likes to throw back beers and watch sports. If she just had the voice, I would have killed her on the first date.
     
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    There's a stunning woman at my work. Voice like she inhaled a helium balloon. I'd still strap her to my face like a feed bag.
     
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    I'm over 6' too. It seemed dirty, but it wasn't. We were both big time into it. Trust me - there was NOTHING child like about this girl. All woman.
     
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    I liked andrea's voice (miss HS) it grew on you
     
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    She sounds pretty awesome!
     
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    My friends hate it when they call and she answers the phone. They said her voice is like having to see someones ugly baby pics first thing in the morning. I've gotten used to it. She uses it to her advantage when arguing with credit card companies on the phone. They throw in the towel quick. But, her voice is no where near as annoying as Andrea (Miss HS)
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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