Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women (with bonus guide to men)

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  1. NotMyBro

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    This is hilarious and 100% true. :grad:

     
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    LOL! "THis is yer Danger Zone. Yer redheads, yer strippers, yer girls named Tiffany...."

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

    Great find man.
     
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    Holy shit, I spent 4 years in the danger zone and made it out alive. I feel lucky.
     
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    That explains a lot.... My wife is Tiffany, my daughter is a redhead and my sisters are hairdressers. I'm surrounded by fucking crazy.
     
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    I only bang dem crazy redheads.

    I figured the crazy factor out awhile ago, though, I know what I'm getting into. Really, if you're perceptive (and not blind) about it the challenge is teh kewlest.

    Kamikaze relationships are heavy metal \m/. Sanity is like yacht rock.
     
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    This is excellent. I just have one problem, however.

    Where does intelligence fit in? How does the fact that the girl is either a complete airhead or a very intelligent woman who can carry on a conversation like an adult change the equation?

    Without factoring in intelligence, we can't plot Beth on the chart. We can all agree that Beth is a vapid moron but she's not crazy. On the other hand, her immaturity and shallowness definitely detract from any hotness she might otherwise have (I personally don't think she's hot at all but some people might). This chart does not take intelligence into account.
     
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    My goal in life is to find a woman above a 6 that is too stupid to be crazy.
     
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    So you want Beth Stern? :c
     
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    I prefer shorter broads, but sure. Any man w/ a pair of nuts on him could set that dunce straight.