Entertainment Hot drunken chick steals cab, throws up

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  1. Shithead

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    LA real estate broker steals taxi in Chelsea, drives away drunk: cops
    BY Graham Rayman
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
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    Kinga Tabares, a real estate broker from Los Angeles, stole a taxi in Chelsea, cops say.
    A real estate broker visiting from Los Angeles was busted in Chelsea for drunkenly stealing a taxi after a wild evening of drinking with friends, officials said Wednesday.

    Police said Kinga Tabares, 27, a broker for Douglas Elliman, was caught behind the wheel of a yellow Toyota taxi at 26th St. and Third Ave. about 12:30 a.m. Friday.

    The cab driver told cops that Tabares has been a passenger in his cab.

    “The defendant got out of the backseat of the taxicab and got into the driver’s seat and drove the taxicab away,” according to court papers.

    When cops caught up with her she reeked of alcohol, had slurred speech and threw up, prosecutors said.

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    Tabares was visiting New York from LA when she drank heavily, got into the cab and drove away.
    Reached by phone Wednesday, Tabares asked a reporter, “What do you want?” before hanging up the phone. She is due back in court Thursday.

    Sean Parmenter, Tabares’ lawyer, did not return a phone call.

    Tabares was charged with grand larceny, unauthorized use of a vehicle, DWI and refusal to take a blood alcohol test.
     
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    Her name is guilty but the rest of her is innocent.
     
  3. MobyDick

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    VODKA STRAIGHT UP THANK YOOOOOO
     
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    unga bunga bunga kinga binga binga bunga
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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  6. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Throwing up totally gross.

    Would bang.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Not guilty.
     
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    Well, I certainly wasn't expecting her to look like this. I thought she'd be some fucking pan-handle-of-Florida trash with 3 teeth in her head and 75 lbs overweight.

    This girl?

    Leave me alone for 5 minutes. I'll be right back.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    For Paris she should be forced to blow every Guy in the French military.
     
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    Definitely guilty, but with the proviso that she must serve her house arrest at my house.
     
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    Less guilty than any person alive.
     
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    She just locked her Instagram account which had 700 photos :(
     
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    Come on now , she just had a bad day .
    Not guilty
     
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    Peopl steal cabs everyday. What's the big deal? Not guilty!
     
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    :console:Poor baby



    :bounce:
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Sounds like we just found a new member for the "34" club!!! 700 pictures of me me me me me!!!

    I am sure her employer is happy to be mentioned in the article. :giggle:
     
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    She looks like a real cunt. I would threw her in the slammer.
     
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    the nose is guilty..
    the rest gets a pass