Hot naked teen missing in the woods

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  1. slats7

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    If I find her, can I keep her?

    Deputies search for naked Vancouver teen missing in Skamania

    Woman, 19, reportedly set off on a spiritual quest


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    Deputies are searching for a naked Vancouver woman, 19, who left her campground in west Skamania County on Sunday afternoon.

    Maureen Kelly reportedly left the Canyon Creek Campground in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest just after 5 p.m. Sunday on a “spiritual quest,” wearing only a fanny pack that contained a compass and a knife. The woman was supposed to return that night, but didn’t. A friend reported her missing around midnight.


    Canyon Creek is steep and mountainous with heavy timber and brush, said Dave Cox, Skamania County Undersheriff. Deputies aren't sure whether Kelly is on a road or trail in the area, or moving cross country.


    “We had a fairly mild evening last night, with temperatures in the lower 50s,” Cox said. “We have several search and rescue personnel currently deployed and will continue operations till nightfall."


    The sheriff’s office set up a local command post and requested additional aide through the Washington and Oregon departments of emergency management.
     
  2. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    She's dead
     
  3. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    She's all yours
     
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    wait... let me get this right

    she is 19, naked, and alone in the woods


    WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?


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  5. TehLivingDeath

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    I'd like to jazz on that nussie's eyebrows, dudebros.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    She has teeth like Beth. :coffee:
     
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    She either got ass pounded all night with no lube as animals watched, or froze to death .. I'm going with the anal pounding.
     
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    when you act like a douchebag, shit like this happens. waahhh
     
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    Hot, naked missing teen girl? Have they sent Rosie or Ellen to the scene?
     
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    Don't worry- help is on the way.
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    I would butt fuck her :dontknow:
     
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    [video=youtube;eIM1gU_T2RQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIM1gU_T2RQ[/video]

    One of the best explanations by a comic on missing white girls. It gets really good at 2:10
     
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    When they find her, we can play "Guess the race".
     
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    Darth Nihilist?
     
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    She's hot, and crazy. Hope she's ok.
     
  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...if a bear smells her wafty vag, shes done.
     
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    I'll bet there's a bunch of deviants combing those woods right now so they can fuck her still-warm corpse before the rescue teams find her.
     
  20. StRyDeRxX

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    Dammit.. that man was a real talent. Such a shame that he passed away. :(