Hot women who are not sexy.

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  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    While obviously the ammmmmmazing one tops this list, what other good looking women just have zero sexuality about them.

    Tops on my list is Carrie Underwood. She just looks like she'd be such a dead fish in the rack.

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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Agreed about Carrie Underwood.

    Same with Jessica Alba. Just can't get excited about here. She has everything I find attractive in women but for some reason she just doesn't do it for me.
     
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    I completely agree whereas I am completely attracted to Miranda Lambert and she doesn't have the physical prowess as Carrie, there is something innately astonishing about her.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Not pretty. Not sexy. Just gross.

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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Miranda Lambert looks like a chubby Jessica Simpson to me
     
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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Agreed.
     
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    Miranda lost like 25 pounds to save her marriage according to people magazine.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    :wub:
     
  9. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    these days Jessica Simpson looks like a chubby Jessica Simpson.
     
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    Jackie Evancho

    J/K
    Taylor swift
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    Thanks for the pics.
     
  12. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yeah that look of hers there and that show was a bit slutty, I agree, but if I was your friend and I brought this girl below to you and said I was dating her you'd say she was totally not pretty or sexy?

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  13. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    I may be all alone on this, but this does nothing for me.

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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :wtf:........:snicker:
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    miley has said clearly, that girl is dead. But I see your point. I'd hate fuck her just for the story.
     
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    Here's the Maxim hot 100.
    http://www.maxim.com/hot100/2013

    Honestly out of the top 10 I have lustful feelings for #10 #8 #5 #4. The other six I'm not too pushed about.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Well maybe Miley better wake the dead because she looked good and is still young. The short hair and other stuff is cool for a quick change and in youth but go back to the sexy. Just me.
     
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    I've never understood the appeal of Julia Roberts.
     
  20. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    That should be a list form 7 years ago. But a good reminder of other not sexy broads.

    That fidget Hayden Pannitiere has the sex appeal of phone book.