Hottest chick smelliest meat wallet story

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  1. KingSchmaltz

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    So...just curious to hear what type of stories you all have.... I was dating a girl for a while...she was super fuckin hot...a Tel Aviv 12....our first date I took her for a ride on an old school royal enfield i had recently purchased. I dropped her off and didnt even try to kiss her as i tried to play hard to get. Remember...this chick was super hot so tried to play it cool...As i was putting away her helmet away....I lifted the seat up and..i got a whiff of a foul oder...it was a mixture of ass, and rotten cheese... i thought to myself....it cant be from this chick....i got closer...HOLY SHIT!!!! I still couldnt believe it!... I had to fuck this chick to make sure my bike seat was ok... a couple days later she came to my place and....one thing led to another....i put my meat puppet in her and after the third thrust...her pussy started creaming like a mentos in a coke can..... I wanted to take the condom off with gloves...the source of the oder was determined and shortly eliminated forever from my home....it was so bad i didnt even know what to say....i mean...she had to know right???? Maybe she was a prankster and had a really good sence of humor and has a totaly different story about how she cream cheezed some dude...
     
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    That's beyond disgusting. Thanks for making me unable to eat lunch.
     
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    No problem...call it the kingschmaltz diet
     
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    :gross:
    How vile
     
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    Is there a medical diagnosis for this?
     
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    My dad was a rather conservative guy. Never talked (or even joked) about sex. However, he did share one bizarre story about his mom (a woman that he considered the world's worst mother):

    When my parents were first married, she briefly lived with them in a very small apartment. His mom was rather unintelligent and worked behind a desk doing some kind of menial job. One day, she came home from work hours before anticipated. She was quite agitated. When asked why she was home so early, she replied that her boss sent her home early because she had feminine odor and could not return until the problem is solved. She was outraged!!!

    Dad said that the problem was so offensive that it was almost impossible to spend time in the same room as her.
    :dropjaw:
     
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    You know it's pretty bad when you can smell the broad's pussy on your fingers two days after you fingered her, despite a couple of showers in between. Happened to me a couple of times back in the day. Now that I've been happily married for the last 20 years, those days are forever behind me (thank god my woman doesn't manifest any horrific vaginal aromas), but I used to refer to that phenomenon as having "beaver fingers."
     
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    Sounds like some kind of STD. That's not normal.
     
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    Bad diet unhealthy diet will do it to.
     
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    :quote: Yeast infection :grad:
     
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    I'll have "Threads I regret opening" for $200, Alex.
     
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    I believe vagimentosis is the medical term. :)
     
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    usually just one . at the end of a sentence will do it....cool story....she prob left a tampon up in there and it went rotten
     
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    I had one girl back during my NYC nightclub phase who I took to a hotel and banged. Her twat smell was so pungent I thought I was gonna pass out. And the sweatier she got, the worse the smell got. Her scent was on me for the next two weeks. I showered, scrubbed, cologned, fumigation...the smell would not come off. Just thinking it now has me dry heaving:facepalm:
     
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    :backlol2: :cwl: :snicker:
    I can NOT stop laughing at this!!! :hilarious:
    Yet, you kept banging her, though, didn't ya? :coffee:
    Boys are gross :fil:
     
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    But but but she looked so good tho
     
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    Not a stinky vag story but...well, here goes.
    I was dating this BEAUTIFUL girl in my 20's.
    Just stunning. Tall, blonde, face like an angel w a smile that lit up a room. She used to model (in the way Beef modeled. Small print stuff)
    Anyway, she had the biggest, meatiest lips I've ever seen IRL.