Housekeeper won't go

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  1. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    So

    We got a new housekeeper last week and don't like her. Yesterday was her day off and I called her mom and told her she has to go. Mom was shocked, etc but I stuck to my guns and we settled the deal, she's out

    Now this morning here she is begging to stay. I told her no but she kinda ignored me and is cleaning and washing the dishes like it's all good wtf
     
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    Shoot her.
     
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    She's an intruder after all
     
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    Time for another unmarked grave in the "help" cemetery.
     
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    Maybe try to get her in a little three way action? :dontknow:
     
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    "no, no.. i stay"

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    She comes from the butt ugly tribe
     
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    It's just like that I'm still talking to her :jj:
     
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    Kill her.
     
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    This is going well now she's weeping
     
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    Try to pawn her off on the Italians.
     
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    I told her I'd look for other work for her but she doesn't want any other work she wants it here

    It's like she's some clingy ex I think the mom told her to keep this job or else
     
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    If you find an guatusa in a pot of boiling water on the stove...run.
     
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    :jj:

    So...we had our little chat, I told her sorry but no, she got up and is now kinda dusting stuff all desultory like :weird:
     
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    Give her a raise.
     
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    :spit:

    This is really getting weird the girl won't go lol
     
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    When I was a teenager, I worked for my uncle on the truck doing deliveries. We were in BedStuy one day doing a delivery and a crackhead came by and insisted he was going to help us even though I told him to get lost. He proceeded to start carrying furniture into the house and every trip I told him to get lost because he wasn't getting a nickel out of me. When we were finished, he was standing by the truck with his hand out looking for money. I told him to get down the road, but he got belligerent and grabbed two screwdrivers off the back of the truck and threatened to stick me. Then he grabbed a cordless drill and said he was taking it as payment and proceeded to walk away. I ran to the front of the truck and got a tire iron and caught up to him halfway down the block and knee capped him and got our tools back.

    The point of the story being, I think you might need a tire iron.
     
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    Progress is being made......stand by
     
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