Housekeeper won't go

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by GHP, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    So

    We got a new housekeeper last week and don't like her. Yesterday was her day off and I called her mom and told her she has to go. Mom was shocked, etc but I stuck to my guns and we settled the deal, she's out

    Now this morning here she is begging to stay. I told her no but she kinda ignored me and is cleaning and washing the dishes like it's all good wtf
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    163,994
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,782
    Likes Received:
    21,790
    Shoot her.
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    163,994
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,782
    Likes Received:
    21,790
    She's an intruder after all
     
  4. SeXtion 8

    SeXtion 8 New Member VIP

    Reputations:
    30
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    10,010
    Likes Received:
    10
    Time for another unmarked grave in the "help" cemetery.
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
  6. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    108,833
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    66,873
    Likes Received:
    21,518
    Maybe try to get her in a little three way action? :dontknow:
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    191,374
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,070
    Likes Received:
    24,903
    "no, no.. i stay"

    [​IMG]
     
  8. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    She comes from the butt ugly tribe
     
  9. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    It's just like that I'm still talking to her :jj:
     
  10. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    163,994
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,782
    Likes Received:
    21,790
    Kill her.
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    This is going well now she's weeping
     
  12. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    7,494
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    11,684
    Likes Received:
    1,250
    Try to pawn her off on the Italians.
     
  13. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    I told her I'd look for other work for her but she doesn't want any other work she wants it here

    It's like she's some clingy ex I think the mom told her to keep this job or else
     
  14. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    7,494
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    11,684
    Likes Received:
    1,250
    If you find an guatusa in a pot of boiling water on the stove...run.
     
  15. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    :jj:

    So...we had our little chat, I told her sorry but no, she got up and is now kinda dusting stuff all desultory like :weird:
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    163,994
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,782
    Likes Received:
    21,790
    Give her a raise.
     
  17. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    :spit:

    This is really getting weird the girl won't go lol
     
  18. SeXtion 8

    SeXtion 8 New Member VIP

    Reputations:
    30
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    10,010
    Likes Received:
    10
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 23, 2014
  19. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    7,494
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    11,684
    Likes Received:
    1,250
    When I was a teenager, I worked for my uncle on the truck doing deliveries. We were in BedStuy one day doing a delivery and a crackhead came by and insisted he was going to help us even though I told him to get lost. He proceeded to start carrying furniture into the house and every trip I told him to get lost because he wasn't getting a nickel out of me. When we were finished, he was standing by the truck with his hand out looking for money. I told him to get down the road, but he got belligerent and grabbed two screwdrivers off the back of the truck and threatened to stick me. Then he grabbed a cordless drill and said he was taking it as payment and proceeded to walk away. I ran to the front of the truck and got a tire iron and caught up to him halfway down the block and knee capped him and got our tools back.

    The point of the story being, I think you might need a tire iron.
     
  20. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    Progress is being made......stand by
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 23, 2014