With all of the reboots coming out of Hollywood, someone ought to produce a Private Parts reboot. And this time, the REAL story should be told, including Howard abandoning his family in favor of porn and eventual alleged cheating on Alison with Beffie.
After Rock n' Roll High School. That production is being held up because they are waiting for Train to have a break in their schedule. They'll be playing The Ramones' part.....
What's the official Beth timeline now? It's creepy listening to old shows and hearing them awkwardly discuss the topic of howard meeting her like it's the biggest secret ever.
Who would play Howard? Where could they find someone so duplicitous, so arrogant, so inept to play Howard? Oh sure Obana could do it, if Michelle lets him out after sundown.
With all his new legions of AGT fans, maybe it would do better than the 52nd highest grossing movie of the year.........