How About a Private Parts Reboot?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by peterfonda, Jul 10, 2015.

  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    With all of the reboots coming out of Hollywood, someone ought to produce a Private Parts reboot. And this time, the REAL story should be told, including Howard abandoning his family in favor of porn and eventual alleged cheating on Alison with Beffie.
     
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  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    right after the porky's reboot.
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Don't forget RalphieCakes.
    And abandoning his fans.
    And...................
     
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    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    and Howard Stern, The High School Years.
     
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    Lster Well-Known Member VIP

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    Who plays Artie? Jonah Hill?

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    After Rock n' Roll High School. That production is being held up because they are waiting for Train to have a break in their schedule. They'll be playing The Ramones' part.....
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I like it. With tiger woods telling the audience how he loves his wife.
     
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    wig's struggle against the man :what:
     
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    Artie may outlive him
     
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    He could play fat Artie if he lost about 30 pounds.
     
  11. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    The sequel would be amazing if it was self-deprecating and honest.
     
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    It would take 5 years to film it working a 3 day week.
     
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    They would need a huge budget just for wigs . Hollywood would never go for it .
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    a sequel would be very, very gay


     
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    What's the official Beth timeline now? It's creepy listening to old shows and hearing them awkwardly discuss the topic of howard meeting her like it's the biggest secret ever.
     
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    Or, a man's struggle against the wig :wigtip:
     
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    Who would play Howard? Where could they find someone so duplicitous, so arrogant, so inept to play Howard? Oh sure Obana could do it, if Michelle lets him out after sundown.
     
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    With all his new legions of AGT fans, maybe it would do better than the 52nd highest grossing movie of the year.........
     
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    "Howard Stern, The Man, The legend, and The Wig."