Heres's a good idea , and would make good RADIO and TV. Artie and Fat Ass Bochetti have a weight loss contest, starting January 1. They could strip them down like boxers are before a fight, and have the twins weigh them in, using some type of scale that can accurately measure up to 350 lbs. The loser(meaning the guy that Gains the most weight, since neither will lose a pound, after 1 full month has to pay up. If Artie is declared the loser, he has to foot the bill for 10 people to attend Bochetti's fraudulent comedy school, for a 1 hour session. In the most likely scenario , where Bochetti would actually gain MORE weight than Artie, he in turn has to give 10 people a FREE hour at the same fraudulent comedy school. They can have a weekly, or bi weekly weigh in, and a big board can be posted somewhere in the studio. Maybe next time Arm calls in, he can pass this on to the show producers, or Artie himself. BTW, when ever happened to Hanzi?, did he get arrested for hanging out with Rob Ford or something?. I also noticed no more Dollar Shave Club ads in the last week or so. Artie must have pissed someone off from that company, by the way he read the ads.