Entertainment How about some funny?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Anyonenow, Aug 13, 2016.

  1. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    I'll start...

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  2. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Why did so many blacks die during Vietnam? Every time someone shouted get down , they got up and started dancing.
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    Fuck you
     
  4. The Filthy Beast

    The Filthy Beast D-Cent!!!! VIP Gold

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    How do you stop five black guys from raping a white chick?

    Watch full metal jacket for the answer
     
  5. Anyonenow

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    You spelled it wrong...

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    (that would have been funny)
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    You got your POTY banner!!!

    :yay:
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Hey, what do you call 100 attorneys at the bottom of the ocean?
    A good start. :rs:

    So, you're an editor, and the story is that a bus half-full of attorneys went off the road and sank into the ocean. What's the headline?
    "Precious Space Wasted"

    What do you call an attorney with an IQ of 10?
    Your honor.

    What do you call an attorney with an IQ of 5?
    Senator.

    :drummin:

    Hey, where can you find a good attorney?
    In the cemetery.
     
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    My wife said I want to go some place I've never been on vacation

    I said try the kitchen.
     
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    This is some killer shit right here
     
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    Puttin' n on the Ritz. o_O:chimp:
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit VIP

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    Sirius/XM sent me a "we want you back" offer five or six years after I cancelled...
     
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    oops
     
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    Jewish kid "Daddy can I have $20.00 dollars?

    Jewish dad " $15.00 dollars? What do you need $10.00 dollars for?
     
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