How are the current conditions in Southern NJ like Lisa G

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    The meteorologists report that we are now in a dry slot.
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    How are the current conditions in Southern NJ like Lisa G


    We haven't been fucked hard in 60 years.
     
  3. Kamie

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    Last time was 100 years ago
     
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    The air is frigid and things are going to get ugly.
     
  5. Snotty

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    Teeny tiny titties with a depression in the petrified twat zone........
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Smells like shit?
     
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    Both are broke and ugly and no prospects for improvement,
     
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    Both are spinsters with barren wombs :c
     
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    Normally dry areas will develop a fishy stench when they get wet.
     
  10. JDDaBadAhz

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    The hurricane is effectively going to take a shit all over the eastern sea board and not feel the least bit uptight about it.