how big is your load?

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  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    how big is your load and do you shoot ropes or slow volcano erupt? :dontknow:
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I jerk off too much, mostly dribble
     
  3. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    i never have a huge load and i rarely shoot
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    don't worry, contrary to what you see in most porn movies women do not enjoy facials.
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You should see it during one of my Benzedrex jerk-off sessions. There's so much that it could probably impregnate a small town. I'm also able to shoot it about 15-20 ft. on drugs or sober. :cheer:
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately this is true. After we got married, my wife said she didn't feel like she needed to do that anymore. :facepalm:
     
  7. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    oh my :jj:
     
  8. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    can haul 3 to 4 tons
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    schmoopy post made Zeit all horny :rofl:
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I've got photo evidence of me in the act if you're really curious :dontknow:
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    this.
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    :jj:
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Ropes, it's all about timing/bottle capping.
     
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    So.much.information.
     
  15. Shine

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    i will take a look for scientific purposes only
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    make sure to do your kegel exercises
     
  17. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Lets see??


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  18. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    It depends on how many days it has been.
     
  19. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    dunno .. my GF always says it's big and it's always oozing outta her
    bareback jones :hat:
     
  20. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    There was a news story on the news today about a truck rollover, the anchorwoman say the "driver spilled his load all over the road" :giggle: