How big of a queer do you have to be to go to a barbershop for a shave?

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  1. Daveindiego

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    Sip likes the touch of another man on his skin.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    If you went, the razor would catch all that jowly grandpa flesh and you'd bleed to death.
     
  3. Daveindiego

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    But I wouldn't go, because I'm not into having another man touch me.

    :owned:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Too bad women don't want to touch you, either.
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

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  6. Daveindiego

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    OK, Rico Sauve. :rolleyes:
     
  7. Phan Neepack

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    Almost as gay as an unambitious pot-smoking middle aged dude thinking his long gray hair looks hip
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    Says the guy that spends more time dwelling on his own colons activity rather than his appearances. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Mur

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    I used to hate when the barber I went too would bump my elbow with his fat stomach,
    when I was a kid. :fil:
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    I haven't been to a barber in over 10 years.

    :cheer:
     
  11. TripTo My Taint

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    Only slightly gayer than you, I suppose.
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    Look at you, supporting Dawgs.

    Did you finally sell that truck that was sitting in the front yard on blocks? :smile:
     
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    You're the one casting gay aspersions, grandpa.. Remember?

    Oh, wait .. You probably cant remember back that far (17 minutes), on account of your being elderly
     
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    I'd love to have that done.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Your hair does look fucking horrible, Dave. Looks much better in all of GHPs old shops.

    Don't make me start pulling those out, Dave; I'm trying to remain civil, here.
     
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    G'd up
     
  17. Daveindiego

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    :lol:

    That's OK, save your spankbank materials, no need to share.


    Saving guys pictures. :jj: Sounds like you're just about ready to go to the barber for a straight shave. :rofl:
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    What are you yapping about?

    Go make a fart thread, or whatever it is that you do.
     
  19. Gas Face

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    It's normal to go to a barber for a shave. what planet you living on?
     
  20. TripTo My Taint

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    LOL. Not yet, but I probably will. Dawg should give every non-supporter a two-month trial...a lot of them will pay afterwards.